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03-31-2004, 11:37 AM | #1 |
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It's the same-old same-old: skillfully cropped and edited (with ridiculous cuts) to accurately portray one person's narrative of the situation, complete with quick cuts, editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.
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03-31-2004, 12:29 PM | #2 |
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editing a single camera's film and audio to make it look like a 3-camera TV drama, and a grave announcer to give us the twist.
Grave annoucer? That guy is awesome! But yeah, I get what you're saying. Possibly the "stealing wood" story doesn't match up. Getting your car crushed for looting doesn't seem right, but I figure its quite a bit more lienient than the usual penalty for the crime. |
03-31-2004, 12:40 PM | #3 |
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Well the other narrative here is larger, which is that while harsh, this sort of justice may be necessary for a short period of time in the lack of any justice whatsoever.
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04-09-2004, 05:19 PM | #4 |
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04-15-2004, 12:06 AM | #5 |
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I almost pooped my pants on these two clips ,
Not for the faint of heart critter lover , http://members.optusnet.com.au/~jimbeamblack/cat.mpg http://www.thedierks.com/allowe/vide...FinalBird.mpeg
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04-15-2004, 12:53 AM | #6 |
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that's couldnt be real. but it sure looks it. anyone know how they make it look so real? it's not real, is it?
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04-15-2004, 08:55 AM | #7 |
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Its a leaked commercial from a production company. And Ford isn't happy about it, either.
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04-17-2004, 09:37 AM | #8 |
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THE BEST "PRICELESS" AD MADE
If that link won;t work, try this one and select "mastercard" link another good one again, if that no workie, go to above link and select "snl"
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04-26-2004, 12:48 AM | #9 |
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Oh my giddy aunt! That was too much! These are the commercials that should be on TV!
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04-27-2004, 10:11 AM | #10 |
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Wok Boarding - An ancient sport is reborn!
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04-27-2004, 10:45 AM | #11 |
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04-27-2004, 07:56 PM | #12 |
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holy hell batman! that's fuckin' funny as hell! (and i ain't even drunk yet!)
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04-28-2004, 12:09 AM | #13 | |
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04-28-2004, 07:02 AM | #14 |
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Damn, I'll bet those serrated edges of the steps hurt like a bitch when he hit the back of his head on 'em.
I also figured that metal-on-metal might get a bit warm during the sliding. Toasty. I need to find an escalator that has been folded down like that! |
05-05-2004, 06:53 PM | #15 |
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Fast Times at Hero High
Note: probably highly un-amusing to anybody who has not seen Fast Times at Ridgemont high, or who doesn't have some basic knowledge of superhero lore. |
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