On Report - Page 9

zippyt · 04-02-2008, 12:09 AM

Yeah , like scrubbing ALL those Shitters !!

Elspode · 04-02-2008, 12:14 AM

So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus.

I mean...Jesus?

lumberjim · 04-02-2008, 12:56 AM

you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy.

damn you .

damn you straight to hell

I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to.

better safe than sorry.

lumberjim · 04-02-2008, 01:03 AM

the pope of being on report called.

he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate.

~~~~end of missive~~~~

elSicomoro · 04-02-2008, 01:35 AM

Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

binky · 04-02-2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

Think we should leave that to Elspode?

Cicero · 04-02-2008, 01:36 PM

That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately.

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947

Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on.

Razzmatazz13 · 04-03-2008, 01:27 AM

I thought he said he was doing Jesus though?

regular.joe · 04-03-2008, 02:21 AM

Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat?????

FUCK NO!

lushchocolateswirl · 04-03-2008, 08:27 AM

So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it?

classicman · 04-03-2008, 08:53 AM

And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out!

lumberjim · 04-03-2008, 09:25 AM

that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.

Elspode · 04-03-2008, 10:11 AM

I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report.

Cicero · 04-03-2008, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself.

Nope. Classic is right. Lush questioned the Report...Any questions about said, Report, is automatic mandatory Report.
Not that classic isn't on report.

LabRat · 04-03-2008, 10:17 AM

HEY!!!

WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.?

04-02-2008, 12:09 AM	#1
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Yeah , like scrubbing ALL those Shitters !! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

04-02-2008, 12:14 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	So, who's a guy gotta fuck to get on report around here? Jeezus. I mean...Jesus? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-02-2008, 12:56 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you're on report for making me picture you fucking a guy. damn you . damn you straight to hell I know you didnt say 'what guy do i have to fuck to get on report'...but thats what my belligerent homophobic side heard and took offense to. better safe than sorry. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-02-2008, 01:03 AM	#4
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	special dispensation the pope of being on report called. he said you are all absolved. everyone is off of report as of 1:17 AM EST April 2nd 2008. I don't know what the special occasion is....but, I don't make the rules. Cicero, erase your list. it's a new beginning. or...the end of the world... i can't be bothered to differentiate. ~~~~end of missive~~~~ __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-02-2008, 01:36 PM	#7
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	That's funny because I just spoke with the On Report pope,11:20 SMT 4/02/02,and he said I should take a hard look at putting everyone that has posted in this thread On Report. Effective immediately. http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=16947 Uuugh...that's ugly....nevermind..carry on. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

04-02-2008, 01:35 AM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Well that's no fun...fuck the pope!

04-03-2008, 01:27 AM	#8
Razzmatazz13 Vicariously, I live... Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 1,221	I thought he said he was doing Jesus though? __________________ I have some people I need to have smoted. ~ SteveDallas

04-03-2008, 02:21 AM	#9
regular.joe Старый сержант Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women. Posts: 1,464	Yea, fuck the pope!!! Does He have a Drill Sergeant Hat????? FUCK NO! __________________ Birth, wealth, and position are valueless during wartime. Man is only judged by his character --Soldier's Testament. Death, like birth, is a secret of Nature. - Marcus Aurelius.

04-03-2008, 08:27 AM	#10
lushchocolateswirl Hi just me Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 108	So what's the report stuff all about .........I don't get it? __________________ silence is golden , duct tape is silver

04-03-2008, 08:53 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	And for that....YOU are now on report till you figure it out! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

04-03-2008, 09:25 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	that's report abuse, classic. You're on report, yourself. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

04-03-2008, 10:11 AM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think we need On Report Cards...so we know how well we're doing at being on report. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-03-2008, 10:17 AM	#15
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	HEY!!! WTF? You playing hookey from work today, Mr.? __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

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