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07-24-2006, 10:14 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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No.
Did you ever take a day off like Ferris?
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07-25-2006, 03:42 AM
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Yes - I was in the US military, operating in the fringe of a Central American country, when I took off for the capital city. Senior, in-country, US conventional military commanders became highly perturbed and were talking courts martial. Fortunately, I had country-wide temporary duty orders; so, I wasn't under their jurisdiction. Later back stateside, I explained to my actual boss [spec. ops.] that I had designated my replacement for that day and took off to celebrate the occasion of my 30th birthday! The boss smiled, said that he didn't like those particular in-country commanders anyway, and blew the whole thing off!! I owe it all to Ferris!!!
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07-25-2006, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Arlington, VA
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Yes. Shortly after I got my driver's license, I was weaving in and out of traffic. All proud of my skill. As I approached a red light, I swerved over to a lane that had fewer cars in it. The car in front of me was slowing down more abruptly than I anticipated, and when I swerved to another lane, I came within an inch or two of clipping it's rear at a pretty high speed. I immediately realized that I was acting like an idiot, and I stopped driving like I owned the road. Now I'm a safe driver.
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07-25-2006, 08:34 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yes, cut out a hole in the middle of a hard-back to hide my stash, when I a teenager.
Do you save magazines after you read them?
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07-25-2006, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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No.
Do you want this old Oprah mag?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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07-26-2006, 10:29 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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No.
But do you have a copy of Highlights for Children?
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07-26-2006, 10:45 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kansas
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No.
Is it ridiculously hot where you are?
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07-26-2006, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Yes.
Are you bothered by the Woody Allen/Scarlett Johanssan thing?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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07-26-2006, 11:06 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kansas
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No.
Should I pay more attention to the celebrities?
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07-26-2006, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
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No. They get too much already.
Are you going on a vacation this summer?
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07-26-2006, 11:30 AM
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Back and ready to tart up the place
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Kansas
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No.
Do you like seafood?
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07-26-2006, 12:10 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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No. I like Salmon, Tuna, Haddock, Halibut, etc...but no crustaceans!
Do you think it's impossible that I was a mermaid in my past life?
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07-26-2006, 12:25 PM
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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No.
Will my increasingly corporate job eventually drive me postal?
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07-26-2006, 12:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Yes.
Will I be able to find a non-corporate job that will pay me decently? |
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07-26-2006, 12:42 PM
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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Yes!
Will my colon need resectioned?
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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