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Old 01-15-2004, 07:42 PM   #16
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Any time you need to be insulted, you infected sore, just let me know.
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Old 01-15-2004, 08:02 PM   #17
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:08 PM   #18
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Flattery will get you nowhere...

Just look up at the screen shortly after beginning your reply.
oh, so by referring to my calling you "dycamore" you assume i mean you have "more dick"? what if it is interpeted aurally by the french: loves dick?

tee heee heee

thanks for the typing tips, hammer
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Old 01-15-2004, 09:11 PM   #19
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Are you high right now? It's almost obvious.

You need another hobby.
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:07 AM   #20
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this will never work, huh wolf,?

never underestimate the potential for lowness in people, you 'tard!
I should have known.

Let me try this again.

I will explain it in short sentences.

I do not wish to confuse you further.

I didn't say that an insult thread wouldn't work.

I said you were a car salesman.

THAT was the insult.

Should have known that would just fucking VOOOOM right over your pointy little head.

Otherwise you would have a job where you could make real decisions.

Instead of having to "check with my sales manager" every 10 minutes.
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:04 AM   #21
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I don't sell cars. I sell money.

Now go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person.


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Instead of having to "check with my sales manager" every 10 minutes.
ok, let ME put THIS in short sentences since you ignored it the first time:

I'm the FINANCE MANAGER.

I am not a car salesman.

I AM the guy they check with.

I make the decisions about what rate you'll pay. among other things.
:p
now don;t you have to go clean out some psycho's bedpan?
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Old 01-16-2004, 11:55 AM   #22
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Oooooooh. So you sucked at selling cars, but they trusted you with the math ...

When the bedpan issue comes up at work ...

"Excuse me, could someone with less education that I have give me a hand here ..."
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Old 01-16-2004, 06:31 PM   #23
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i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!" it works, I SELL! Maybe I could tone it down a bit, and just choke a few people.

besides, you don't get promoted because you suck, you get fired or put on 3rd shift.
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Old 01-16-2004, 07:51 PM   #24
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i sell, babe. I sell silly!
The Jerky Boy's material is funny even as text.


Dont make me come ovah dare for you eda, tough guy!

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Old 01-16-2004, 07:55 PM   #25
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Don't make me drive over there, Jethro.
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Old 01-16-2004, 08:16 PM   #26
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I dont think it was actually worded as drive, but I fucked it up either way.
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:08 PM   #27
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i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!" it works, I SELL!
You'd probably sell your wife and kids if you could.
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:22 PM   #28
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so who says i cant?
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Old 01-16-2004, 10:55 PM   #29
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i sell, babe. I sell silly! bring a tank in here, I'll sell the fuckin thing!....I'll push your fuckin face right in the hood, and say," you buy this fuckin car!"
One of these days I'm gonna have a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong talk with that boy.

I was thinkin' about driving up to Philly to buy a car from lumberjim - I figgered, well, if I'm gonna get screwed over I might as well get poked from someone who could use the money!

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Old 01-16-2004, 11:01 PM   #30
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Plus, if he really screws you over, there are enough of us up here to deal with him appropriately.
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