Weird News - Page 19

wolf · 01-09-2009, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by classicman

Texas death row inmate pulls out eye, eats it

*shrugs*

Must have offended him.

Don't remember anything specified about the appropriate method of disposal, however. It's not yet Lent, so even if the Vitreous Humor is classed as a meat that's not a problem ...

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 04:44 AM

that is funny as hell.

TheMercenary · 01-10-2009, 06:19 AM

Don't use Mary Kay products, they stink.

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jan/...-womans-porch/

TheMercenary · 01-11-2009, 06:39 PM

I want my kidney back!

http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/N...Y&pageId=3.2.1

Cicero · 01-11-2009, 07:11 PM

Damn it! lol

That is so terrible.

I am shaking my head. At all of it.

TheMercenary · 01-11-2009, 07:14 PM

I can't believe some people. Give me my kidney or pay up. WTF?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-11-2009, 07:20 PM

Maybe it's more like, give me my kidney or forget about taking me to the cleaners, beyotch. It's a bargaining chip.

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 06:32 AM

Stupid Criminal News

Text messages nab carjacking suspects (CNET

- If texting is dangerous while driving a car, it's downright idiotic while stealing one.

An Ohio man used a friend's cell phone to get back his car, cell phone, and cash, all of which were stolen in a car jacking, according to a local TV report. Alan Heuss was sitting in his running BMW in Columbus on Wednesday when an armed man opened a passenger door, stuck a gun in his face, and made off with his stuff.

After filing a police report, Heuss was meeting with some friends to drown his sorrows when one suggested that they try to contact the thieves by texting Heuss' stolen cell phone.

"He said, 'I'm going to text these guys, I'm going to blow some smoke their way,'" Heuss told the station. "He said, 'I'm going to tell them I've got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I'm texting you, and that we've got some drugs, too.'"

The carjacking suspects fell for the ruse and went to an address sent to them by Heuss' friend just seven hours after the carjacking. But instead of the "hot chick with drugs" they were expecting, they were met with by cops with cuffs.

And to make things easier for the officers, the suspects showed up in the stolen car.

http://tech.yahoo.com/news/cnet/2009...03531013969394

classicman · 01-12-2009, 07:55 AM

lol - thats great.

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 05:27 PM

Boss jailed after stabbing employee in bottom with pitchfork
A company managing director has been jailed for a series of violent attacks on an employee, including stabbing him in the bottom with a pitchfork.

By Murray Wardrop
Last Updated: 8:07AM GMT 23 Dec 2008

Michael Parker lost his temper with Mark Reene and committed five separate assaults, on one occasion attacking him with a chainsaw.

In another incident, the 51-year-old gouged at Mr Reene's eyes and punched him in the face while calling him "thick" and threatening to kill him.

The court heard that the 44-year-old put up with the abuse for six months because Parker threatened to hurt Mr Reene's family if he told anyone about the attacks.

But the final straw came when Parker punched out two of Mr Reene's front teeth and skewered his left buttock with a pitchfork.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...pitchfork.html

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 05:35 PM

Man Punched Dophin!

A snorkeller in Australia has survived a shark attack by punching the predator, forcing it to let go of his leg so he could swim to safety.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ve-attack.html

Aliantha · 01-12-2009, 05:42 PM

We had three shark bites in two days last week. You should see the papers over here. The media is rabid. All sorts of claims such as sharks hunting people, shark plagues and too many more to count.

Shark numbers have increased due to tighter laws surrounding their capture and also some species being declared protected.

Some of these claims by the media and other 'noted authorities' on the subject seem just a bit melodramatic to me.

If these sharks were 'hunting' people, why didn't they kill them? About punching the shark; that's how a lot of people have survived shark attacks. Apparently sharks are just big pussies (or sea kittens as PETA would like us to think)

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 05:47 PM

Yea, the press loves news when Jaws attack. Makes for great reads and sells papers. Did you see the pic of the guys board? That beast was hungry. That board would hang on my wall forever.

TheMercenary · 01-12-2009, 05:52 PM

They are out there, believe.

UFO Crash site sealed off.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ealed-off.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...destroyed.html

Aliantha · 01-12-2009, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Yea, the press loves news when Jaws attack. Makes for great reads and sells papers. Did you see the pic of the guys board? That beast was hungry. That board would hang on my wall forever.

Yeah, I saw the pic. Pretty impressive. He's got a good story to tell when he's old...or drunk. lol

01-10-2009, 04:44 AM	#272
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	that is funny as hell. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-10-2009, 06:19 AM	#273
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Don't use Mary Kay products, they stink. http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/jan/...-womans-porch/ __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-11-2009, 06:39 PM	#274
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I want my kidney back! http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/N...Y&pageId=3.2.1 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-11-2009, 07:11 PM	#275
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	Damn it! lol That is so terrible. I am shaking my head. At all of it. __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

01-11-2009, 07:14 PM	#276
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I can't believe some people. Give me my kidney or pay up. WTF? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-11-2009, 07:20 PM	#277
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Maybe it's more like, give me my kidney or forget about taking me to the cleaners, beyotch. It's a bargaining chip. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-12-2009, 06:32 AM	#278
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Stupid Criminal News Text messages nab carjacking suspects (CNET - If texting is dangerous while driving a car, it's downright idiotic while stealing one. An Ohio man used a friend's cell phone to get back his car, cell phone, and cash, all of which were stolen in a car jacking, according to a local TV report. Alan Heuss was sitting in his running BMW in Columbus on Wednesday when an armed man opened a passenger door, stuck a gun in his face, and made off with his stuff. After filing a police report, Heuss was meeting with some friends to drown his sorrows when one suggested that they try to contact the thieves by texting Heuss' stolen cell phone. "He said, 'I'm going to text these guys, I'm going to blow some smoke their way,'" Heuss told the station. "He said, 'I'm going to tell them I've got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I'm texting you, and that we've got some drugs, too.'" The carjacking suspects fell for the ruse and went to an address sent to them by Heuss' friend just seven hours after the carjacking. But instead of the "hot chick with drugs" they were expecting, they were met with by cops with cuffs. And to make things easier for the officers, the suspects showed up in the stolen car. http://tech.yahoo.com/news/cnet/2009...03531013969394 __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2009, 07:55 AM	#279
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	lol - thats great. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

01-12-2009, 05:27 PM	#280
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Boss jailed after stabbing employee in bottom with pitchfork A company managing director has been jailed for a series of violent attacks on an employee, including stabbing him in the bottom with a pitchfork. By Murray Wardrop Last Updated: 8:07AM GMT 23 Dec 2008 Michael Parker lost his temper with Mark Reene and committed five separate assaults, on one occasion attacking him with a chainsaw. In another incident, the 51-year-old gouged at Mr Reene's eyes and punched him in the face while calling him "thick" and threatening to kill him. The court heard that the 44-year-old put up with the abuse for six months because Parker threatened to hurt Mr Reene's family if he told anyone about the attacks. But the final straw came when Parker punched out two of Mr Reene's front teeth and skewered his left buttock with a pitchfork. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...pitchfork.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2009, 05:35 PM	#281
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Man Punched Dophin! A snorkeller in Australia has survived a shark attack by punching the predator, forcing it to let go of his leg so he could swim to safety. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ve-attack.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2009, 05:42 PM	#282
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	We had three shark bites in two days last week. You should see the papers over here. The media is rabid. All sorts of claims such as sharks hunting people, shark plagues and too many more to count. Shark numbers have increased due to tighter laws surrounding their capture and also some species being declared protected. Some of these claims by the media and other 'noted authorities' on the subject seem just a bit melodramatic to me. If these sharks were 'hunting' people, why didn't they kill them? About punching the shark; that's how a lot of people have survived shark attacks. Apparently sharks are just big pussies (or sea kittens as PETA would like us to think) __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

01-12-2009, 05:47 PM	#283
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Yea, the press loves news when Jaws attack. Makes for great reads and sells papers. Did you see the pic of the guys board? That beast was hungry. That board would hang on my wall forever. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

01-12-2009, 05:52 PM	#284
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	They are out there, believe. UFO Crash site sealed off. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ealed-off.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...destroyed.html __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

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