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Old 09-23-2016, 12:00 AM   #1
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Monster's Bday thread

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Old 09-23-2016, 12:32 AM   #2
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Happy birthday Monster! Hope it's a good one!
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Old 09-23-2016, 12:43 AM   #3
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I love monster because she is strong, and funny, and one of the best people i know. She is a friend to me when i don't know how to approach friendship. Her family is da bomb too, which is another testament to her goodness.

Happy birthday cool woman! Instead of cake i give you birthday bacon.
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Old 09-23-2016, 08:01 AM   #4
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Happy Birthday, Monster. I hope you are having a most excellent day.
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Old 09-23-2016, 09:03 AM   #5
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Merry Birthday Monster, may you have a good day.
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Old 09-23-2016, 09:26 AM   #6
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:09 AM   #7
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Old 09-23-2016, 10:58 AM   #8
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Another year of monster is another good year indeed. Happy Birthday, lady!
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Old 09-23-2016, 11:14 AM   #9
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Happy Birthday Monster!
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Old 09-23-2016, 11:18 AM   #10
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Instead of cake i give you birthday bacon.
Very perceptive, I went to make cake last night and she said she wasn't too bothered.
I made a cake anyway, because cake!
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Old 09-23-2016, 11:21 AM   #11
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I made a cake anyway, because cake!
Damn straight.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:23 PM   #12
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Hope it's a good one, buddy.
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Old 09-23-2016, 04:21 PM   #13
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We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday

Crisp bacon we bring (but none for your kin);
Crisp bacon for Monster and a merry birthday.

Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding;
Oh, bollocks to figgy pudding; tickety-boo to good beer
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;
We won't go until we're legless;, so pour us one here

We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster;
We wish you a happy Monster and a merry birthday
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Old 09-23-2016, 05:17 PM   #14
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For your birthday I'll translate this birthday wish into an exotic language:

Happy Birthday...monster!

In the African Hausa language:

Barka da ranar Haihuwa ... dodo!
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Old 09-23-2016, 07:52 PM   #15
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To the tune of “Volga Boatman”

On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
It's your birthday never fear
You'll be dead this time next year
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
So far Death you have bypassed
Don't look back, he's gaining fast
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn the castle and storm the keep
Kill the women, but save the sheep
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Doom and gloom and dark despair
People dying everywhere!
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Your servants steal, your spouse untrue
Your children plot to murder you
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Burn, then rape by firelight
Add romance to life tonight
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
We love children, yes we do
Baked or broiled or in a stew
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
Just be glad the friends you've got
Haven't found out you-know-what
On your birth-day [thud] Happy birth-day [thud]
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