You RFN, 2012 - Page 60

limey · 11-24-2012, 10:24 AM

Gee, thanks, guys.

Now heading home, waiting for plane number three at Gatwick. I've been up for eighteen hours now, and still have a few to go before I get to a bed. Don't get home til tomorrow as I'm gonna miss the last boat ...

Sent by thought transference.

Kitsune · 11-24-2012, 09:38 PM

Caught a ledge on a sidewalk and stumbled while carrying a pan of roast pork to a party. While my knee took the weight of the fall, my head impacted the edge of a concrete stair.

First trip to the ER! 4 internal, 13 external stitches. Visual disturbance like a migraine aura, but no scans needed. I'm telling the office I broke up a bar fight.

The pork survived unscathed. If the Cuban food is good enough, I'll take a bullet to save it.

Lola Bunny · 11-24-2012, 09:45 PM

OUCH!!!

footfootfoot · 11-24-2012, 09:46 PM

What's it gonna take, Kits, an eye?

Show us the bruise pictures next!

Clodfobble · 11-24-2012, 10:12 PM

...that's gonna leave a mark. So, wait, you're on the porch with the food, you fall, and while the ambulance comes for you, the other party guests step outside just long enough to politely take the pork off your hands? I hope they saved you some, at least.

Chocolatl · 11-24-2012, 10:21 PM

It was more like a small get together. My aunt came downstairs with a wad of paper towels expecting to have to clean up roast pork, only to have to mop up blood instead. At least we felt kinda guilty eating while Kitsune was at the ER?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-24-2012, 10:58 PM

After what he went through for that pork, it would have been an insult not to eat it.
Fortunately he didn't sacrifice as much as the pig.

Sundae · 11-25-2012, 06:00 AM

Kitsune that is horrible!
At least you didn't try one of the Cellar's suggested cure-alls on it.

Come home safe Limey.
(yes I have my eyes on your eye-popping coat - don't get it burned or bled on)

Griff · 11-25-2012, 07:24 AM

Friggin ow! Nice job on the pig though.

morethanpretty · 12-09-2012, 11:07 PM

Meh, who cares?

Lamplighter · 11-25-2012, 08:30 AM

You had an excellent seamstress.

Big Sarge · 11-25-2012, 08:57 AM

Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome and taken a swig of Paregoric. No need to go to the ER for such an itty bitty scratch.

Seriously, that is going to give you one heck of a scar. How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??

Griff · 11-25-2012, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome and taken a swig of Paregoric. No need to go to the ER for such an itty bitty scratch.

Seriously, that is going to give you one heck of a scar. How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to impregnate a nun??

Wait what?

footfootfoot · 11-25-2012, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

Wait what?

How did the nun get pregnant?

She wasn't careful.

or

Do you know how to make a nun pregnant?

You fuck her.

I'll be here until Friday. Try the fish.

Kitsune · 11-25-2012, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome...

Was surprised to find there are a lot of people who really love that stuff and look for online sources to import the stuff. Must be magical.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun??

I like this one. I also like that such a headline in the news for this state wouldn't make anyone blink.

11-24-2012, 10:24 AM	#1
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Gee, thanks, guys. Now heading home, waiting for plane number three at Gatwick. I've been up for eighteen hours now, and still have a few to go before I get to a bed. Don't get home til tomorrow as I'm gonna miss the last boat ... Sent by thought transference. __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

11-24-2012, 09:46 PM	#4
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	What's it gonna take, Kits, an eye? Show us the bruise pictures next! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-24-2012, 10:12 PM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	...that's gonna leave a mark. So, wait, you're on the porch with the food, you fall, and while the ambulance comes for you, the other party guests step outside just long enough to politely take the pork off your hands? I hope they saved you some, at least. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-24-2012, 10:58 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	After what he went through for that pork, it would have been an insult not to eat it. Fortunately he didn't sacrifice as much as the pig. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-25-2012, 06:00 AM	#8
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Kitsune that is horrible! At least you didn't try one of the Cellar's suggested cure-alls on it. Come home safe Limey. (yes I have my eyes on your eye-popping coat - don't get it burned or bled on) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-24-2012, 09:38 PM	#2
Kitsune still eats dirt Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 3,031	Caught a ledge on a sidewalk and stumbled while carrying a pan of roast pork to a party. While my knee took the weight of the fall, my head impacted the edge of a concrete stair. First trip to the ER! 4 internal, 13 external stitches. Visual disturbance like a migraine aura, but no scans needed. I'm telling the office I broke up a bar fight. The pork survived unscathed. If the Cuban food is good enough, I'll take a bullet to save it.

11-24-2012, 09:45 PM	#3
Lola Bunny Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 2,728	OUCH!!!

11-24-2012, 10:21 PM	#6
Chocolatl Glutton for Gluttony Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 1,409	It was more like a small get together. My aunt came downstairs with a wad of paper towels expecting to have to clean up roast pork, only to have to mop up blood instead. At least we felt kinda guilty eating while Kitsune was at the ER?

11-25-2012, 07:24 AM	#9
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Friggin ow! Nice job on the pig though. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-09-2012, 11:07 PM	#10
morethanpretty Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you. Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas Posts: 2,957	Proof that I lives! Meh, who cares? __________________ Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with. -Jack O'Brien

11-25-2012, 08:30 AM	#11
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	You had an excellent seamstress.

11-25-2012, 08:57 AM	#12
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Aww Kit, you should have dabbed some Mercurochrome and taken a swig of Paregoric. No need to go to the ER for such an itty bitty scratch. Seriously, that is going to give you one heck of a scar. How about a gator grabbed your head while you were rushing into the burning orphanage to rescue the pregnant nun?? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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