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Old 02-21-2011, 05:00 PM   #1
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We can't have archaic and eat it too.
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Old 02-22-2011, 09:30 AM   #2
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SG has been on a tear, hasn't she? Exceptionally entertaining lately.
Thanks Spexx, I felt I did crack out the funny last night.
Long overdue.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:09 PM   #3
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I mended a swim suit with needle and thread during a meet on Saturday (not while the swimmer was wearing it). That caught people's attention. It was a practically new Speedo Endurance racing suit, but the seam had come apart.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:54 PM   #4
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I always have to re-sew the buttons on the new suits I buy.
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Old 02-21-2011, 01:57 PM   #5
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If I lose a button, I may as well throw the shirt away. I am not sewing on a stupid button. I lost my buttoneer, and I hate sewing.

I'm such the anti-domestic.
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:13 PM   #6
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Shawnee. I am disappoint.
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Old 02-21-2011, 02:14 PM   #7
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I am too.
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Old 02-23-2011, 08:59 AM   #8
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We got twine.

Do they still have those Emergency Call Boxes on the interstates out west? I'm guessing not.
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:04 AM   #9
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We have a wide variety of string. Some in huge quantities. I've got a roll of twine that's about half gone now, but it was something like a quarter mile long when it was new. But that reminds me, we're getting low on the general purpose kitchen string. Need to buy another spindle of that. String should be bought at general purpose hardware stores. You know, the little mom and pop places. They usually have a great selection.
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Old 02-23-2011, 09:30 AM   #10
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Yes, but do you have a box of "pieces of string too short to save"?

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Old 02-23-2011, 12:41 PM   #11
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I have string in my toolbox. Occasionally useful.
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Old 02-24-2011, 03:50 AM   #12
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Old 03-03-2011, 11:05 AM   #13
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The Society for Creative Anachronism, but that's really kind of the whole point.
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:34 PM   #14
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The other day, we were watching a show from 1981 hosted by the Smothers Brothers called "Young Comedians." Jerry Seinfeld was featured, with a bit about mugshots in post offices.

Do any post offices still have mugshots hanging up anymore? I only recall noticing them when I was a kid in the '70s, bored to death while waiting in line with my mother.

Lately it seems the USPS wants post offices to appear more like retail stores, and mugshots don't exactly fit in with that image...
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Old 03-03-2011, 02:19 PM   #15
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Do any post offices still have mugshots hanging up anymore?
Yeah. They do. I saw this one just recently.


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