Corrupted Wish - Page 7

Griff · 10-27-2005, 07:38 PM

You posted the name so we all could, but none of us get it.

I wish I had a better photo for that other thread.

lumberjim · 10-27-2005, 08:14 PM

trick......or treat?

seakdivers · 10-27-2005, 08:29 PM

Holy..... that's a biggun.

I wish I could un-see that
(well, that and the goatse thing)

Sun_Sparkz · 10-27-2005, 10:44 PM

you get a call from the local glazier, you won a lucky draw and you get new tinted windows in the entire house, Only it takes you three months to realise they put them in back the front so you have been sleeping/ cooking/ lovemaking/ walking around naked/ bum scratching in front of all your neighbours. They have now set up deckchairs on your front lawn.

I wish that i could be free of debt.

darclauz · 10-27-2005, 10:52 PM

The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor of long starved locusts. The insurance adjustors come to what's left of the place, step over a single happy goat (what the hell is it with goats and the cellar?) and offers to write you a check. You happily accept, and the person behind that is a debt collector. He snatches the check, turns to walk away, turns back, and snatches the goat. Paid in full, he says over his shoulder. Have a nice day.

I wish that pumpkin picture didn't remind me so much of my motherinlaw.

Tonchi · 10-28-2005, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by darclauz

I wish that pumpkin picture didn't remind me so much of my motherinlaw.

No problemo. Your mother in law is going to show up at your house during the Halloween party that you and 100 of your closest friends are having and prove to you indisputably that her tushy looks nothing like that butt-o-lantern picture. But one of your neighbors will sell the photo of your mother-in-law's version to that website and it will replace the one that disturbed you before.

I wish somebody would come and clean my house, of DIRT, that is, and not the stereo, etc :P

zippyt · 10-28-2005, 12:24 AM

poof , you are looking in a mirror .

I wish I was independently wealthy .

zippyt · 10-28-2005, 12:27 AM

Poof , a crew apears and clears your house of ALL dirt , sheet rock is made of gipsome , no sheet rock , just bare timbers ,

I wish the world was at peace .

Beestie · 10-28-2005, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

I wish the world was at peace .

"That was SETI, Mr. President. They've been monitoring a repeating signal emanating from the Andromeda galaxy, Sir."

"Its getting stronger."

Tonchi · 10-28-2005, 01:43 AM

Thanks, Zippyt, that's MUCH better now

Elspode · 10-28-2005, 11:04 AM

The world is at peace. Ever since Bin Laden's minions took over total control of the planet following their acquistion of strategic nuclear arms, their brute-force rule has subdued even the most determined freedom fighters. The smoldering remains of NYC, London and Tokyo stand as mute testament to the enduring peace of Allah.

I wish I didn't have so many mistakes to correct.

Pie · 10-28-2005, 12:22 PM

Poof, no mistakes to correct. Everyone else is right, *you* are wrong. Prepare to be "re-educated".

I wish Bush, Cheney and Rove were indicted.

BigV · 10-28-2005, 12:35 PM

I just can't do it.

ok. *sigh* They're indicted. Evidence against disappears, spin machines weave web of opposition malfeasance. Groundswell of righteous anger at the anti-patriotic attitudes of everybody that doesn't match exactly the profile of the right kind of people causes the silent majority in the middle to see that it's safer to be "one of them". The last crumbling stones of our constutional foundation are blasted away and GWB is installed as the great protector for the period of uncertainty, while terrorismists skulk in the shadows, he will lead our great nation in the righteous path of rightness. When the danger has passed, he will step down, and not until then. He will "stay the coarse".

I wish I would wake up and find this all was a bad dream.

wolf · 10-28-2005, 01:35 PM

You wake from a nightmare about Bush Jr. becoming President to find that you are still smack in the midst of the Clinton years. But are you awake, or are you still dreaming?

I wish the United Nations would just go away.

Elspode · 10-28-2005, 02:43 PM

The United Nations goes away. Suddenly, everyone has to argue it out the old fashioned way, and, discovering that they can't afford it, decides to try and bankrupt each other out of existence.

I'll let you know how it works out...

I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning.

10-27-2005, 07:38 PM	#1
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	You posted the name so we all could, but none of us get it. I wish I had a better photo for that other thread. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

10-27-2005, 08:14 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	trick......or treat? Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-27-2005, 10:44 PM	#4
Sun_Sparkz Has Body Temperature Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I come from a land downunder Posts: 1,105	you get a call from the local glazier, you won a lucky draw and you get new tinted windows in the entire house, Only it takes you three months to realise they put them in back the front so you have been sleeping/ cooking/ lovemaking/ walking around naked/ bum scratching in front of all your neighbours. They have now set up deckchairs on your front lawn. I wish that i could be free of debt. __________________ We'll never be as young as we are right now

10-27-2005, 10:52 PM	#5
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	The flies raze your house, eating with the fervor of long starved locusts. The insurance adjustors come to what's left of the place, step over a single happy goat (what the hell is it with goats and the cellar?) and offers to write you a check. You happily accept, and the person behind that is a debt collector. He snatches the check, turns to walk away, turns back, and snatches the goat. Paid in full, he says over his shoulder. Have a nice day. I wish that pumpkin picture didn't remind me so much of my motherinlaw. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-28-2005, 12:24 AM	#7
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	poof , you are looking in a mirror . I wish I was independently wealthy . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-27-2005, 08:29 PM	#3
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Holy..... that's a biggun. I wish I could un-see that (well, that and the goatse thing)

10-28-2005, 12:27 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Poof , a crew apears and clears your house of ALL dirt , sheet rock is made of gipsome , no sheet rock , just bare timbers , I wish the world was at peace . __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-28-2005, 01:43 AM	#10
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	Thanks, Zippyt, that's MUCH better now __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

10-28-2005, 11:04 AM	#11
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The world is at peace. Ever since Bin Laden's minions took over total control of the planet following their acquistion of strategic nuclear arms, their brute-force rule has subdued even the most determined freedom fighters. The smoldering remains of NYC, London and Tokyo stand as mute testament to the enduring peace of Allah. I wish I didn't have so many mistakes to correct. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-28-2005, 12:22 PM	#12
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Poof, no mistakes to correct. Everyone else is right, you are wrong. Prepare to be "re-educated". I wish Bush, Cheney and Rove were indicted. __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

10-28-2005, 12:35 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I just can't do it. ok. sigh They're indicted. Evidence against disappears, spin machines weave web of opposition malfeasance. Groundswell of righteous anger at the anti-patriotic attitudes of everybody that doesn't match exactly the profile of the right kind of people causes the silent majority in the middle to see that it's safer to be "one of them". The last crumbling stones of our constutional foundation are blasted away and GWB is installed as the great protector for the period of uncertainty, while terrorismists skulk in the shadows, he will lead our great nation in the righteous path of rightness. When the danger has passed, he will step down, and not until then. He will "stay the coarse". I wish I would wake up and find this all was a bad dream. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

10-28-2005, 01:35 PM	#14
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You wake from a nightmare about Bush Jr. becoming President to find that you are still smack in the midst of the Clinton years. But are you awake, or are you still dreaming? I wish the United Nations would just go away. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-28-2005, 02:43 PM	#15
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The United Nations goes away. Suddenly, everyone has to argue it out the old fashioned way, and, discovering that they can't afford it, decides to try and bankrupt each other out of existence. I'll let you know how it works out... I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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