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Old 03-16-2004, 12:10 PM   #1066
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Disturbing

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Old 03-16-2004, 04:27 PM   #1067
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remixed video game music:

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Old 03-16-2004, 06:11 PM   #1068
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The hazards of smoking. Some you haven't thought of, I'll bet.
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Old 03-16-2004, 09:40 PM   #1069
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i think it's more like "the hazards of NOT smoking". we need more stuff like that to make us smokers feel better about continuing our habit. terrible things could happen if i tried to quit...
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Old 03-19-2004, 12:52 PM   #1070
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Old 03-19-2004, 04:17 PM   #1071
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"ideal for domestic and professional joinery," indeed!!
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Old 03-20-2004, 12:25 AM   #1072
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Streaming live video of the Aurora Borealis from Fairbanks, Alaska...

http://www.aurorawebcam.com/webcam.p...e=aurorawebcam
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Old 03-20-2004, 12:29 AM   #1073
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http://www.video-c.co.uk/frontend/as...eType=ADSLprog
My god...it is a power tool calendar come to life!
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Old 03-20-2004, 07:54 PM   #1074
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http://www.insultmonger.com/generators/index.htm

this will be lumberjim's new favorite site.
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Old 03-20-2004, 10:15 PM   #1075
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sucks

i can do better in my sleep

and insults are best when personalized.
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Old 03-21-2004, 08:50 PM   #1076
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Old 03-22-2004, 01:04 PM   #1077
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I'm having a hard time deciding between the Talking Bush and the Farting Bush.

The bumper magnets are too funny. Good way to handle the gag, too ... no significant damage to the vehicle involved.
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Old 03-22-2004, 01:57 PM   #1078
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The hazards of smoking. Some you haven't thought of, I'll bet.
Damn, that was fucked up...baahaha!
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Old 03-22-2004, 03:21 PM   #1079
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ImplosionWorld.com

Check out buildings falling down and going boom!
They even have footage of the recent Veterans Stadium here in Philly. Gotta have RealOne Player to check out the videos...sorry!

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Old 03-22-2004, 04:52 PM   #1080
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For those of us who like to drink:
Modern Drunkard
A sample:
Bull Shot
2 oz vodka
1 oz water
1 ramen seasoning packet (beef or shrimp is best)
Dash of hot sauce
Dissolve the seasoning packet in the water, add the vodka and hot sauce, shake well and serve as a shot.
Salty, spicy and undeniably bold, this cocktail will put hair on your chest and a song in your heart. An angry, brutish, death-metal sort of song, mayhap, but a song nevertheless.
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