Bacon!....wtf? - Page 63

xoxoxoBruce · 09-18-2015, 10:06 AM

Good advice...

Gravdigr · 09-18-2015, 02:03 PM

Know that's right.

Gravdigr · 10-28-2015, 02:31 PM

Even squrls like bacon...

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xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2015, 06:06 PM

What, you never saw a squirrel pig out before?

Gravdigr · 11-09-2015, 02:31 PM

Fact:

Gravdigr · 11-09-2015, 02:40 PM

Fuck. Ing. Want.

Instead of an alarm, it cooks bacon!

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Happy Monkey · 11-09-2015, 02:44 PM

Wood doesn't seem to me to be the ideal material for a toaster oven.

Gravdigr · 11-09-2015, 02:58 PM

I went there, too.

Clodfobble · 11-10-2015, 11:20 AM

Nevermind leaving bacon, even pre-cooked bacon, out at room temperature all night.

Gravdigr · 11-10-2015, 04:05 PM

I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.

Plus, when the alarm clock catches fire, all the cooties will evacuate.

Gravdigr · 11-10-2015, 04:06 PM

Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?

Just cut off the green part.

Clodfobble · 11-10-2015, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight.

Some types of the little uglies ooze out toxins as they grow, so even if you kill them by cooking, the part that actually makes you sick is still very much all over your food.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it?

I think this is true of real, traditionally cured bacon, but most of today's commercial bacons are fake-cured, just like pickles are fake-pickled and yogurt is fake-fermented, because it's faster. Real cured meat tastes either very, very salty or very, very smokey.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-10-2015, 10:45 PM

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

lumberjim · 11-12-2015, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too.

I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good.

What pig store?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-12-2015, 06:44 PM

Haines Pork Shop
521 Kings Hwy
Mickleton, NJ 08056
(856) 423-1192
http://hainesporkshop.com/

It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good.

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Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I would imagine that if it gets hot enough to cook bacon, it'll kill all the little uglies that snuck in overnight. Plus, when the alarm clock catches fire, all the cooties will evacuate. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Wait. Bacon is cured, is it not? You could leave it hanging out on the porch like a country ham, and it should be ok. Shouldn't it? Just cut off the green part. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-10-2015, 10:45 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	But now it's fake cured by injecting so many chemicals it'll never rot... probably kill the germs on half the other shit in the kitchen too. I get bacon from the pig store over in Jersey, neither salty nor overly smoked. They use to smoke it themselves, but a new law dictated that smoked meats have to be cooled at a rate which would require heavy duty refrigeration they don't have room for. So now they have an Amish dude on this side of the river do it for them. Mmm good. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-12-2015, 06:44 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Haines Pork Shop 521 Kings Hwy Mickleton, NJ 08056 (856) 423-1192 http://hainesporkshop.com/ It's a tiny place, hard to see from the street until you're on it. Parking is across the street a couple hundred ft north of the store. On the customer side of the counter is a small freezer. They don't always have it but sometimes in that freezer they have 2.5 lb packages of cooked pulled pork that's really good. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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