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10-08-2012, 10:51 PM | #1 |
To shreds, you say?
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White Lightning
Someone I know was recently given a gallon of home made white lightning. He brought some over to me to taste and it is amazingly smooth. He gave me a Grolsch bottle of it and I stuck it on my pantry shelf, not being a hard liquor kind of guy. Tonight I thought I might have a nip whilst surfing the cellar (say that with a lateral lisp) and I went to open the bottle and the rubber gasket had pretty much melted.
hmmmm... smooth as ever but with neoprene after-notes.
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10-09-2012, 07:58 AM | #2 |
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I asked my daddy why he called his stuff white lightning 'stead of mountain dew
I took a sip, my eyes bulged out, my face turned blue mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm White Lightning! well the G-men T-men revenours too searching for the place where he made his brew they were looking trying to book 'em but my daddy kept on cookin mmmmmmm White lightning! the forerunner of Crystal Meth!
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10-11-2012, 04:23 PM | #3 |
Werepandas - lurking in your shadows
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Order a charred oak keg to store it in. Greatly improves with age. Almost forgot, make sure you open the bung hole before you tap it
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10-11-2012, 04:44 PM | #4 |
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A gentleman always does.
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10-11-2012, 07:36 PM | #5 |
Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian
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No fair ... you made me spit my Black Russian all over my keyboard.
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10-12-2012, 02:03 PM | #6 | |
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10-13-2012, 09:15 AM | #7 |
still says videotape
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10-15-2012, 10:50 AM | #8 | |
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The links I posted were just representative, you can shop for them yourself.
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10-15-2012, 12:31 PM | #9 |
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Good links BigV. Do you make your own Mead? We can't buy it in MS and I'm thinking about trying
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