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Shawnee123 · 10-30-2009, 09:52 AM

It's all in the knife and the pressure. Working at the Country Club, we hand sliced the bread we took out with the salads. Chef loved me because I didn't squish it half to death when slicing. Once you get that first cut, the knife does all the work.

classicman · 10-30-2009, 10:00 AM

Sharp cerrated bread knife, I highly recommend a Wustof or a Henckels. PRoper tool for the job and all that. If your knife is dull . . . just go Italian and rip a hunk off.

Madman · 10-30-2009, 10:07 AM

302 posts before Dec 31, 2009.

...just felt like saying that.

Gee... I feel like a Cellar veteran.

ZenGum · 11-02-2009, 06:59 PM

But what would a sanitary pad with AI be thinking?

Get me outta here?

DanaC · 11-02-2009, 07:01 PM

@ Sundae: needs to be a sharp serrated knife (as has been mentioned). The trick is to make the first cut and then 'saw' quite fast but without putting on too much pressure.

Shawnee123 · 11-03-2009, 11:35 AM

Hey, I just saw your sig line, Sundae.

Now, what it T E H?

Cloud · 11-05-2009, 10:53 PM

Use a can opener to open those bedamned clamshell packaged things

xoxoxoBruce · 11-05-2009, 11:45 PM

You must mean one of these?

Cloud · 11-05-2009, 11:50 PM

well, no. the kind with the wheel you turn.

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/how-t...-opener-037769

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2009, 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

well, no. the kind with the wheel you turn.

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/how-t...-opener-037769

No shit, does that really work? Have you tried it?

ZenGum · 11-06-2009, 12:38 AM

Does eating too much salmon cause salmonella?

Cloud · 11-06-2009, 08:07 AM

no, but you can be sure I will next time. Those things are evil.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2009, 11:21 AM

Yes they are, you'd be safer tying a knot in the cat's tail, than opening one of those diabolical clamshells.

Cloud · 11-06-2009, 11:25 AM

I saw this in Real Simple magazine.

so it must be true, eh?

glatt · 11-06-2009, 11:39 AM

I use my aviation snips to open clamshell packages. Works extremely well.

10-30-2009, 09:52 AM	#1
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	It's all in the knife and the pressure. Working at the Country Club, we hand sliced the bread we took out with the salads. Chef loved me because I didn't squish it half to death when slicing. Once you get that first cut, the knife does all the work. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

10-30-2009, 10:00 AM	#2
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Sharp cerrated bread knife, I highly recommend a Wustof or a Henckels. PRoper tool for the job and all that. If your knife is dull . . . just go Italian and rip a hunk off. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

11-02-2009, 06:59 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	But what would a sanitary pad with AI be thinking? Get me outta here? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-03-2009, 11:35 AM	#6
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Hey, I just saw your sig line, Sundae. Now, what it T E H? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

11-05-2009, 10:53 PM	#7
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	Use a can opener to open those bedamned clamshell packaged things __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

10-30-2009, 10:07 AM	#3
Madman has left the building. Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 455	302 posts before Dec 31, 2009. ...just felt like saying that. Gee... I feel like a Cellar veteran.

11-05-2009, 11:45 PM	#8
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	You must mean one of these? Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-05-2009, 11:50 PM	#9
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	well, no. the kind with the wheel you turn. http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/how-t...-opener-037769 __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-06-2009, 12:38 AM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Does eating too much salmon cause salmonella? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

11-06-2009, 08:07 AM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	no, but you can be sure I will next time. Those things are evil. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-06-2009, 11:21 AM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yes they are, you'd be safer tying a knot in the cat's tail, than opening one of those diabolical clamshells. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2009, 11:25 AM	#14
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I saw this in Real Simple magazine. so it must be true, eh? __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-06-2009, 11:39 AM	#15
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I use my aviation snips to open clamshell packages. Works extremely well. Attached Images

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