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Old 07-30-2013, 11:56 PM   #1
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Elizabeth has emotional attachments to these creatures. That's what they're "for".

Or, plan B .... get (or borrow) a rooster. Let him strut around acting all, well, cocky, for a week or two, see if that doesn't show those chicks what's what.

'cause we all know that all lesbians just really need a good deep-dicking to set them straight
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Old 07-31-2013, 03:45 AM   #2
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Get (or borrow) a rooster. Let him strut around acting all, well, cocky, for a week or two.
Although Zen couched the post in a comedy stylee (c'mon Zen, really?) this is a good solution. You'll need to find a local chicken group/ forum/ website, but there is always a surfeit of roosters. And they FIGHT. There's a good chance that someone will lend you a rooster once they have ascertained that Elizabeth is a responsible owner.

My chicken-keeping ex-colleague did the same when one of her hens started displaying rooster tendencies. She could not keep a rooster because of the proximity of neighbours, and because she prized eggs more than chicks, but a short stint was all that was needed.

Nature abhors a vacuum.
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Old 07-31-2013, 05:04 AM   #3
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