Quote of the day - Page 5

Granola Goddess · 02-16-2006, 05:05 PM

"Synchronicity is God's Handwriting"

FallenFairy · 02-17-2006, 05:50 AM

"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli"
~The GodFather

Sundae · 02-17-2006, 08:52 AM

"England and America are two countries separated by the same language" - George Bernard Shaw

"England and America are two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean" - Eddie Izzard

Spexxvet · 02-17-2006, 09:11 AM

In Europe, they think 200 miles is a long way, in America, they 200 years is a long time.

dar512 · 02-17-2006, 10:12 AM

One of those "Life in These United States" stories in Reader's Digest:

A group is taking a tour of a ghost town in the Western US. The tour guide exclaims that the town "is over 100 years old". A Greek in back pipes up, "Wow. Wait 'till I tell them about this back at the Parthenon."

dar512 · 02-17-2006, 10:14 AM

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet. -Robin Williams

dar512 · 03-01-2006, 03:41 PM

Some geek humor:

Save the whales. Feed the children. Free the mallocs.
-- unknown

Kagen4o4 · 03-01-2006, 04:23 PM

a way to sum up arts degree students in australia.

"land rights for gay whales"

Spexxvet · 03-01-2006, 04:40 PM

Confucious say "he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers"

capnhowdy · 03-01-2006, 05:33 PM

"The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar"

Homer Simpson.

dar512 · 08-18-2006, 03:42 PM

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough
people to make it worth the effort.
--Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)

BigV · 08-25-2006, 10:22 PM

A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it.
-Frank A. Clark, writer (1911- )

dar512 · 08-26-2006, 09:25 AM

Nice one, V.

RTG · 08-28-2006, 05:36 PM

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-

08-28-2006, 05:55 PM

"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no
party of principle."

"The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe
the people with their own money."

-Alexis de Tocqueville

02-16-2006, 05:05 PM	#61
Granola Goddess I'll Have Sprouts With That Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North of You Guyz Posts: 61	"Synchronicity is God's Handwriting" __________________ Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things...

02-17-2006, 05:50 AM	#62
FallenFairy nope Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 322	"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli" ~The GodFather __________________ ~going, going... gone now

02-17-2006, 09:11 AM	#64
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	In Europe, they think 200 miles is a long way, in America, they 200 years is a long time. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

02-17-2006, 10:12 AM	#65
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	One of those "Life in These United States" stories in Reader's Digest: A group is taking a tour of a ghost town in the Western US. The tour guide exclaims that the town "is over 100 years old". A Greek in back pipes up, "Wow. Wait 'till I tell them about this back at the Parthenon." __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

02-17-2006, 10:14 AM	#66
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Quote of the Day Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. -Robin Williams __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

02-17-2006, 08:52 AM	#63
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	"England and America are two countries separated by the same language" - George Bernard Shaw "England and America are two countries separated by the Atlantic Ocean" - Eddie Izzard

03-01-2006, 03:41 PM	#67
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Quote of the Day Some geek humor: Save the whales. Feed the children. Free the mallocs. -- unknown __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

03-01-2006, 04:23 PM	#68
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	a way to sum up arts degree students in australia. "land rights for gay whales"

03-01-2006, 04:40 PM	#69
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Confucious say "he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky fingers" __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-01-2006, 05:33 PM	#70
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"The girl of your dreams has gotta be in SOME bar" Homer Simpson. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

08-18-2006, 03:42 PM	#71
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Quote of the Day A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. --Herm Albright (1876 - 1944) __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

08-25-2006, 10:22 PM	#72
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	A child, like your stomach, doesn't need all you can afford to give it. -Frank A. Clark, writer (1911- ) __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-26-2006, 09:25 AM	#73
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Nice one, V. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

08-28-2006, 05:36 PM	#74
RTG Person Who Has Posted Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2	I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ...and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

08-28-2006, 05:55 PM	#75
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	"There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle." "The American Republic will endure, until politicians realize they can bribe the people with their own money." -Alexis de Tocqueville

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