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09-29-2010, 03:38 PM | #1 |
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Stay outta my room.
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11-20-2010, 03:38 PM | #2 |
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Imagine This
Imagine this:
For whatever reason, the sun goes supernova. At the exact same moment, the LHC malunctions in a big way, and produces a 'big bang' with the energy of a billion suns. This massive and cataclysmic explosion engulfs the earth in a microsecond, causing all the nucyuler weapons to detonate at the same moment that all the nucyuler power plants go all Chernobyl on your ass, resulting in a magnetic influx resonant frequency modulation, causing the total explosive power to increase a bilion billion times. The resulting explosion is so powerful and massive it destroys the universe, a cataclysm so immense in scale, that an entirely new universe is created in the next millisecond. All that was an infinitesimal spark, compared to the shit that went on at her place last night. How's things in the clean world?
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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04-29-2011, 07:57 PM | #5 |
To shreds, you say?
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who employed a TNT phallus They found her vagina in North Carolina And part of her asshole in Dallas
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05-01-2011, 03:29 PM | #6 | |
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I love dirty limericks!
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11-20-2010, 03:39 PM | #7 |
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Heheh, check out the time of post for the last two posts. Kinda freaky.
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11-24-2010, 02:40 PM | #8 |
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It was atomized. You get a little every time you breathe.
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She don't know it yet, but, Baby's gonna be gargling my balls before this night is out.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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Wow. You old romantic you.
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05-04-2011, 03:47 PM | #12 |
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The fact that my balls weren't gargled is proof that romance is dead.
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@ 3foot!
reminds me of: there once was a man from Nantucket to took a pig in the thicket to ________
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05-01-2011, 03:30 PM | #14 |
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But was Sheldon there?
And did you gargle or swallow? ETA for Grav: There was a young lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back And opened her crack And then pissed all over the ceiling (notable because I worked very near Ealing)
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05-01-2011, 04:32 PM | #15 |
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There once was hooker from Vail
Who tattooed her price on her tail Being kind to the blind She embossed her behind With sensational bargains in Braille
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