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Old 10-04-2019, 11:12 PM   #16
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Howard Stern had a guy on once who could fart at will, by taking air in through his butthole and blowing it back out.
A sin of emission.


As it were.
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Old 10-04-2019, 11:23 PM   #17
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I wish I could do that.
Why?
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Old 10-05-2019, 08:17 AM   #18
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Why does A come before B??
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Old 10-05-2019, 08:55 AM   #19
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Because as Trump has proven you need Assholes to create Believers.
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Old 10-05-2019, 06:50 PM   #20
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This is the stupid question thread, not the stupid answer thread.

Mr Methane was the chap on stern .
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Old 10-05-2019, 09:41 PM   #21
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it was supposed to be ones you actually come across rather than just dude being a dick, though. oh well. no controlling a thread once you release it to the board.....
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Old 10-06-2019, 05:14 PM   #22
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There's a long history of professional fartistes.
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Old 10-07-2019, 02:24 PM   #23
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Why?
Because I could entertain myself.
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Old 10-07-2019, 11:26 PM   #24
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I'd suggest you get a hobby and be nice to your long suffering Mrs.
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Old 10-08-2019, 05:54 PM   #25
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Because I could entertain myself.
...and your stallmate:

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Old 10-09-2019, 10:42 AM   #26
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Stupid Question: Does 1+1-3=-1??
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Old 10-09-2019, 04:17 PM   #27
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Old 10-09-2019, 06:33 PM   #28
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Yes
How can you have a negative doe?
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Old 10-09-2019, 06:44 PM   #29
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Ask Bambi's mother.
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Old 10-09-2019, 07:22 PM   #30
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"How can you have a negative doe?"

In the same way you can have unicorns and leprechauns: it's a language trick.
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