Al Franken...is this for real? - Page 11

TheMercenary · 02-04-2009, 10:54 AM

Good question. I have no idea.

Happy Monkey · 02-04-2009, 06:04 PM

And there you have more:

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The Minnesota election court has just handed down a major ruling, completely denying Norm Coleman's motion for summary judgment that would have opened up and counted a set of roughly 4,500 rejected absentee ballots that his campaign insists were wrongly rejected and ought to be counted.
Earlier today, the court similarly rejected Franken's attempt to have the ballots set aside entirely and to limit Coleman to a pool of 654 ballots, which at the time the Coleman camp was hailing as a major victory that will ensure votes are counted. But it turns out it's not that easy.

If it turns out that all of the ballots were incorrectly rejected, Coleman would have to beat Franken by almost 5% in them. If 3000 were incorrectly rejected, that number goes over 7%. If it is 1000 - still very high - Coleman would have to get more than 22% more of them than Franken. And, just to go to the other extereme, if it were 227, Coleman would have to get them all. (Math from here. YMMV on Kos, but math is math.)

It's just a tactic to keep the Senate Democrats as far below 60 as possible as long as possible.

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-06-2009, 10:20 PM

I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator. Freakish. Even more freakish if Al continues to act like Al in office. It would be a pleasant -- and a complete -- surprise to discover a statesman there, but I'm not holding my breath.

TGRR · 02-06-2009, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator.

Probably says more about his opponent.

02-06-2009, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TGRR

Probably says more about his opponent.

Sure does...Coleman had the dubious distinction of losing to Jesse Ventura for governor.

He was fortunate his opponent (Paul Wellstone) when he ran for Senate in 02 died in plane crash the week before the election.

Coleman is an intellectual lightweight...Franken certainly cant be any worse.

I dont expect Franken to be doing Mick Jagger impersonations on the floor of the Senate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_mwsDFm7bQ

Urbane Guerrilla · 02-06-2009, 10:29 PM

His opponent's most distinguishing characteristic is he's a Republican...

... not completely scandal free, it seems. Money for Norm, or was it Norm's wife?

TGRR · 02-07-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Redux

I dont expect Franken to be doing Mick Jagger impersonations on the floor of the Senate.

02-09-2009, 11:01 PM

Coleman is calling in the God card:

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When asked about the recount and how it is affecting him personally, Coleman said he starts every day with a prayer and that he knows “God wants me to serve.” Coleman did later temper those rather immodest remarks by adding that he “is not indispensable” and that others can serve as well. Coleman closed the interview with an appeal to Gallagher’s listeners for contributions to his campaign website.

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/cspg/smartpo...ts_me_to_s.php

But he still needs your contributions!

fomentor · 02-10-2009, 01:30 AM

i should have a funny politically relevant caption for this but i don't

classicman · 02-10-2009, 08:09 AM

How about:
Minnesota, Welcome your next senator! ROAR goes the crowd!

sugarpop · 02-10-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla

I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator. Freakish. Even more freakish if Al continues to act like Al in office. It would be a pleasant -- and a complete -- surprise to discover a statesman there, but I'm not holding my breath.

Hey, Jesse Ventura pulled off being governor, why not Al Franken as a senator?

sugarpop · 02-10-2009, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by fomentor

i should have a funny politically relevant caption for this but i don't

Is that picture even real?

02-10-2009, 10:08 AM

What the Senate needs is good porn star:

Daft Stormy for Senate

"Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in." - Stormy Daniels.

fomentor · 02-10-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by sugarpop

Is that picture even real?

from saturday night live most likely but i am not positive.

xoxoxoBruce · 02-10-2009, 12:10 PM

It's the past.

02-04-2009, 10:54 AM	#151
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02-06-2009, 10:20 PM	#153
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	I still think it's beyond belief that half the Minnesota electorate could want the likes of Al Franken for a Senator. Freakish. Even more freakish if Al continues to act like Al in office. It would be a pleasant -- and a complete -- surprise to discover a statesman there, but I'm not holding my breath. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

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Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	His opponent's most distinguishing characteristic is he's a Republican... ... not completely scandal free, it seems. Money for Norm, or was it Norm's wife? Last edited by Urbane Guerrilla; 02-06-2009 at 10:45 PM.

02-10-2009, 08:09 AM	#160
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	How about: Minnesota, Welcome your next senator! ROAR goes the crowd! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

02-10-2009, 12:10 PM	#165
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's the past. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

02-10-2009, 01:30 AM	#159
fomentor Vivacious Vivisectionist Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 36	i should have a funny politically relevant caption for this but i don't

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Redux Guest Posts: n/a	What the Senate needs is good porn star: Daft Stormy for Senate "Politics can't be any dirtier of a job than the one I am already in." - Stormy Daniels.

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