Down here at the pawn shop - Page 36

Undertoad · 02-23-2013, 09:15 AM

In February so far, 3 of the 7 homicides in Philadelphia happened within 10 blocks of the shop.

Lamplighter · 02-23-2013, 09:43 AM

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The only thing that was stolen from my yard in 12 years was a raccoon trap. WTF?

Azaban's litter was due soon, and he thought it make a good nursery addition to the den.

sexobon · 02-23-2013, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

In February so far, 3 of the 7 homicides in Philadelphia happened within 10 blocks of the shop.

Do you wear soft body armor to work and if not, can I take a life insurance policy out on you?

Undertoad · 02-23-2013, 06:19 PM

This, combined with the light threats issued regularly by thugs, means I am not long for the shop. I just can't take it. I don't know if I'll be out in 2 months, 4 months, 6 months, but I have to find something else to do.

DanaC · 02-23-2013, 06:25 PM

Wise I think, Tony.

Big Sarge · 02-24-2013, 12:37 AM

maybe you can open your own pawn shop and cater to the college kids near your home?

Sundae · 02-24-2013, 10:32 AM

Or better yet, a prawn shop, so the thread title will finally mean what I read it as, every time I see it.

DanaC · 02-24-2013, 10:55 AM

Hahahahah.

Imaginary Like to that post!

Crimson Ghost · 02-24-2013, 01:52 PM

Do a barrel roll...

ZenGum · 02-24-2013, 06:28 PM

Selling and supporting computer systems to the college kids?

Undertoad · 02-25-2013, 09:02 AM

As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

footfootfoot · 02-25-2013, 09:13 AM

Or you'll asertrell what?

Crimson Ghost · 02-25-2013, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

Spexxvet · 02-25-2013, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

That's my mom's name!

jimhelm · 02-25-2013, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

Phoenetically, please?

02-24-2013, 12:37 AM	#531
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	maybe you can open your own pawn shop and cater to the college kids near your home? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

02-24-2013, 10:32 AM	#532
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Or better yet, a prawn shop, so the thread title will finally mean what I read it as, every time I see it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

02-24-2013, 01:52 PM	#534
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Do a barrel roll... __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

02-24-2013, 06:28 PM	#535
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Selling and supporting computer systems to the college kids? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

02-25-2013, 09:13 AM	#537
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Or you'll asertrell what? __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs Last edited by footfootfoot; 02-25-2013 at 10:03 AM.

02-23-2013, 09:15 AM	#526
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	In February so far, 3 of the 7 homicides in Philadelphia happened within 10 blocks of the shop.

02-23-2013, 06:19 PM	#529
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	This, combined with the light threats issued regularly by thugs, means I am not long for the shop. I just can't take it. I don't know if I'll be out in 2 months, 4 months, 6 months, but I have to find something else to do.

02-25-2013, 09:02 AM	#536
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	As you are probably aware, the black community has gone mother fuckin' insane with the naming of their children. Today a new winner: "Orphialasertrell".

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