Weird News - Page 97

GunMaster357 · 06-15-2011, 03:14 AM

Was there a jail break recently?

Crimson Ghost · 06-28-2011, 02:25 AM

Hmmm...

Eat a potato chip, go to rehab.

So simple, yet so complex.

Rhianne · 06-28-2011, 01:17 PM

It's a special day for those who don't like pi.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

classicman · 06-30-2011, 10:25 PM

Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman

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Ohio - People do some crazy things at weddings, but this takes the cake.

Thirty-year-old Stephanie Robinette, who was accused of getting inebriated at a wedding and spraying police with breast milk, has apologized despite pleading not guilty Monday to charges including assault and disorderly conduct.

Police say that when they attempted to extract an inebriated Robinette from her vehicle she wouldn't cooperate. The 30-year-old reportedly said she was a breast-feeding mother, then exposed part of her chest and sprayed deputies with breast milk.

Before a judge released her on her own recognizance, Robinette, a teacher employed at a charter school, apologized for what occurred, reports WBNS.

Link

Oh great. A teacher no less.

07-01-2011, 01:28 AM

Just so cool and seriously this things

Clodfobble · 07-01-2011, 03:08 PM

The fact that she spritzed a cop bothers me less than the fact that she is a breastfeeding mother who got drunk. Stupid bitch.

footfootfoot · 07-01-2011, 05:45 PM

This cow belongs to my buddy's cousin in Ireland:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/udder-geniu...132759524.html

http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-Gr...124099109.html

ZenGum · 07-01-2011, 08:13 PM

... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...

C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?

footfootfoot · 07-01-2011, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum

... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ...

C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof?

You can blow your nose, and you can blow your boss, but you can't blow your bosses nose

TheMercenary · 07-03-2011, 09:51 AM

Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/

footfootfoot · 07-03-2011, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary

Very weird. For star gazing interested parties.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/

It's a cover-up I tell you! The government just launched that missile to distract people from noticing the alien invasion. Have you noticed that all the stores are out of tinfoil? Have you noticed that sometimes you put two socks in the washer but only one comes out of the dryer? What about rechargeable batteries? Have you noticed that after a while they no longer "keep their charge?"

It's pretty obvious to me what's going on...

TheMercenary · 07-03-2011, 03:06 PM

I have extra boxes of tin foil in the garage in case of the invasion.

footfootfoot · 07-03-2011, 03:23 PM

mine mysteriously disappeared and were replaced by exact duplicates...

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 07:45 AM

Where the hell are you guys getting tinfoil? Do they even make it anymore? No. No they don't.

infinite monkey · 07-05-2011, 09:54 AM

This isn't weird news, but where else to put it?

Curb Your Child (I love the part about possessing 'the look.' My dad gave 'the look' and we behaved. Simple.)

http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/07/0...html?hpt=hp_c2

06-15-2011, 03:14 AM	#1
GunMaster357 Professor Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Brest (FRANCE) Posts: 1,837	Was there a jail break recently? __________________ "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography." - Ambrose Bierce

06-28-2011, 02:25 AM	#2
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Hmmm... Eat a potato chip, go to rehab. So simple, yet so complex. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

07-01-2011, 03:08 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	The fact that she spritzed a cop bothers me less than the fact that she is a breastfeeding mother who got drunk. Stupid bitch. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

07-01-2011, 05:45 PM	#7
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	This cow belongs to my buddy's cousin in Ireland: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/udder-geniu...132759524.html http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-Gr...124099109.html __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-01-2011, 08:13 PM	#8
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	... and I thought they had such long tongues so that they could ... C'mon, have you ever tried picking your nose with a hoof? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

06-28-2011, 01:17 PM	#3
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	It's a special day for those who don't like pi. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-13906169

07-01-2011, 01:28 AM	#5
miaxu Guest Posts: n/a	Just so cool and seriously this things

07-03-2011, 09:51 AM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Very weird. For star gazing interested parties. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ba...n-from-hawaii/ __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-03-2011, 03:06 PM	#12
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	I have extra boxes of tin foil in the garage in case of the invasion. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

07-03-2011, 03:23 PM	#13
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	mine mysteriously disappeared and were replaced by exact duplicates... __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-05-2011, 07:45 AM	#14
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Where the hell are you guys getting tinfoil? Do they even make it anymore? No. No they don't.

07-05-2011, 09:54 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	This isn't weird news, but where else to put it? Curb Your Child (I love the part about possessing 'the look.' My dad gave 'the look' and we behaved. Simple.) http://www.cnn.com/2011/OPINION/07/0...html?hpt=hp_c2

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