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Old 02-26-2019, 09:52 PM   #5761
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That's adorable.
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Old 03-03-2019, 01:30 AM   #5762
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It's funny but also tragic...
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Old 03-03-2019, 04:44 AM   #5763
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It's funny but also tragic...
I love that, Bruce.
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Old 03-03-2019, 07:57 AM   #5764
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I've got an interview for another job coming up this week. Reminds me of this Harry Hill skit

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Old 03-06-2019, 09:50 AM   #5765
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I did not know Luke Perry's daughter was a black man.
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Old 03-06-2019, 11:10 AM   #5766
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Maybe the algorithm started with "stroke" and decided, what the heck, and just colored in the rest....
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Old 03-06-2019, 05:57 PM   #5767
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I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works.

He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards.

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.
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Old 03-07-2019, 05:44 AM   #5768
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*yawns* just woke up. What did I miss? Is there still a thisisnotporn thread?
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Old 03-07-2019, 08:25 AM   #5769
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And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.
I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.
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Old 03-07-2019, 09:32 AM   #5770
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I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.
The right coverage might bring him back to life.
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Old 03-07-2019, 04:37 PM   #5771
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Not if the coverage is dirt.
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Old 03-13-2019, 08:56 PM   #5772
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A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’

The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’

The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’

The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’
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Old 03-13-2019, 10:19 PM   #5773
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LOL!!!
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Old 03-17-2019, 01:56 AM   #5774
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Old 03-17-2019, 07:22 AM   #5775
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