The Sex Thread - Page 73

SteveDallas · 10-28-2008, 02:31 PM

Hump Day isn't till tomorrow.

Treasenuak · 10-28-2008, 09:19 PM

Just because it isn't OFFICIALLY Hump Day, doesn't mean there can't be humping!

Elspode · 10-28-2008, 11:44 PM

When your partner's been away, any day they return is hump day.

Treasenuak · 10-29-2008, 12:01 PM

Exactly. And today IS Hump Day. So there will be more humping. Any of you girls have advice on sex in a hot tub? That seems to be our biggest issue right now :-(

lookout123 · 10-29-2008, 02:56 PM

Best advice is don't. Second best is go with a silicon based lube.

Treasenuak · 10-30-2008, 07:57 AM

Hmmm. Well, sex in a hot tub is better than sex on a beach any day... Sand is NASTY!!!

TheMercenary · 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM

Sand in your Vaseline.

LabRat · 10-30-2008, 02:19 PM

organic microdermabrasion

Elspode · 11-04-2008, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

organic microdermabrasion

Hey. You don't know how big my wang is, so how can you say its *micro*dermabrasion.

The very nerve of ya.

TheMercenary · 10-30-2008, 02:26 PM

The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.

limey · 10-31-2008, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary

The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done.

= OUCH!

classicman · 10-30-2008, 02:56 PM

and SERIOUS pain begins

Treasenuak · 10-31-2008, 08:13 AM

Well, once again I'm home alone for the weekend... after a round of HOT steamy sex last night, the housemate is off to his mother's for the weekend for her birthday. I gotta say... he may be more than a little older than me (there's a 15-year span between our ages), but there is DEFINITELY something to be said for experience. The QUANTITY may not be the best I've ever had, but believe you me, the QUALITY sure as hell IS!

TheMercenary · 10-31-2008, 08:46 AM

Smoke em if you got em.

Treasenuak · 10-31-2008, 08:52 AM

Honestly, personal preference, I LIKE gentlemen (and ladies) in that age range. Most of the drama and bullshit is over and done with (understand, I'm generalizing), and they've got their heads on pretty straight. That, plus I've NEVER really been able to get along with people in my age demographic. -shrugs-

10-28-2008, 11:44 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	When your partner's been away, any day they return is hump day. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-29-2008, 02:56 PM	#5
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Best advice is don't. Second best is go with a silicon based lube. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-30-2008, 02:13 PM	#7
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Sand in your Vaseline. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-30-2008, 02:19 PM	#8
LabRat twatfaced two legged bumhole Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 3,143	organic microdermabrasion __________________ Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within.

10-30-2008, 02:26 PM	#10
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	The problem with the technique is that the endorphins prevent the pain impulses from signaling that there is a problem developing, by the time synaptic completion is accomplished the damage is done. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-28-2008, 02:31 PM	#1
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Hump Day isn't till tomorrow.

10-28-2008, 09:19 PM	#2
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Just because it isn't OFFICIALLY Hump Day, doesn't mean there can't be humping!

10-29-2008, 12:01 PM	#4
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Exactly. And today IS Hump Day. So there will be more humping. Any of you girls have advice on sex in a hot tub? That seems to be our biggest issue right now :-(

10-30-2008, 07:57 AM	#6
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Hmmm. Well, sex in a hot tub is better than sex on a beach any day... Sand is NASTY!!!

10-30-2008, 02:56 PM	#12
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	and SERIOUS pain begins __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-31-2008, 08:13 AM	#13
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Well, once again I'm home alone for the weekend... after a round of HOT steamy sex last night, the housemate is off to his mother's for the weekend for her birthday. I gotta say... he may be more than a little older than me (there's a 15-year span between our ages), but there is DEFINITELY something to be said for experience. The QUANTITY may not be the best I've ever had, but believe you me, the QUALITY sure as hell IS!

10-31-2008, 08:46 AM	#14
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Smoke em if you got em. __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-31-2008, 08:52 AM	#15
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Honestly, personal preference, I LIKE gentlemen (and ladies) in that age range. Most of the drama and bullshit is over and done with (understand, I'm generalizing), and they've got their heads on pretty straight. That, plus I've NEVER really been able to get along with people in my age demographic. -shrugs-

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