Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 384

Squawk · 02-11-2019, 06:55 AM

When is a jumper not a jumper? When alcohol is involved.

BigV · 02-11-2019, 07:18 PM

O. M. F. G.

I hurt myself laughing!

Carruthers · 02-12-2019, 05:38 AM

It could have been worse.

He could have mistaken a sweater for a pair of trousers.....

...and succeeded in putting it on.

Anyway, there's a pretty good chance that each of those chaps will feature in a Russian road crash video on Liveleak in the fullness of time.

Gravdigr · 02-12-2019, 09:38 PM

Momdigr and myself also laughed heartily at that fella.

Gravdigr · 02-13-2019, 12:18 PM

Squawk · 02-14-2019, 11:14 AM

I have friends like these. Fortunately I'm a good listener

xoxoxoBruce · 02-15-2019, 02:16 AM

Yeah, I'm guilty of that, got it from my mother. On the up side it discourages people from asking questions, which is good if it's an alibi.

Gravdigr · 02-18-2019, 09:04 PM

Squawk · 02-19-2019, 12:08 PM

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BigV · 02-19-2019, 01:12 PM

Funny as hell!

Flint · 02-19-2019, 03:46 PM

oof. it's fine-- I'll be "OK" :::wink:::

Gravdigr · 02-20-2019, 10:30 AM

"You'll be ok."

"No, I'm getting better."[/Python]

BigV · 02-20-2019, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squawk

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shared widely at work, thanks again!

Gravdigr · 02-21-2019, 01:29 PM

Gravdigr · 02-26-2019, 12:05 PM

Sex tape:

02-11-2019, 06:55 AM	#5746
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 111	When is a jumper not a jumper? When alcohol is involved. __________________ "I sometimes try to imagine what future historians will say about us. They'll be able to sum up modern man in a single sentence: he fornicated and read the papers. After that robust description, I should guess there will be no more to say on the subject." The Fall, Albert Camus

02-11-2019, 07:18 PM	#5747
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,692	O. M. F. G. I hurt myself laughing! __________________ Also a very stable genius.

02-12-2019, 05:38 AM	#5748
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 3,633	It could have been worse. He could have mistaken a sweater for a pair of trousers..... ...and succeeded in putting it on. Anyway, there's a pretty good chance that each of those chaps will feature in a Russian road crash video on Liveleak in the fullness of time. __________________

02-12-2019, 09:38 PM	#5749
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	Momdigr and myself also laughed heartily at that fella. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-13-2019, 12:18 PM	#5750
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-14-2019, 11:14 AM	#5751
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 111	I have friends like these. Fortunately I'm a good listener __________________ "I sometimes try to imagine what future historians will say about us. They'll be able to sum up modern man in a single sentence: he fornicated and read the papers. After that robust description, I should guess there will be no more to say on the subject." The Fall, Albert Camus

02-15-2019, 02:16 AM	#5752
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 66,585	Yeah, I'm guilty of that, got it from my mother. On the up side it discourages people from asking questions, which is good if it's an alibi. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

02-18-2019, 09:04 PM	#5753
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-19-2019, 12:08 PM	#5754
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 111	. Attached Images __________________ "I sometimes try to imagine what future historians will say about us. They'll be able to sum up modern man in a single sentence: he fornicated and read the papers. After that robust description, I should guess there will be no more to say on the subject." The Fall, Albert Camus

02-19-2019, 01:12 PM	#5755
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,692	Funny as hell! __________________ Also a very stable genius.

02-19-2019, 03:46 PM	#5756
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 12,555	oof. it's fine-- I'll be "OK" :::wink::: __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

02-20-2019, 10:30 AM	#5757
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	"You'll be ok." "No, I'm getting better."[/Python] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-21-2019, 01:29 PM	#5759
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

02-26-2019, 12:05 PM	#5760
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,240	Sex tape: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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