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Old 05-11-2019, 09:59 PM   #31
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Is this the longest run we've ever had without killing a celeb?
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Old 05-12-2019, 11:27 AM   #32
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I was thinking about this thread just the other day...
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Old 05-13-2019, 09:04 AM   #33
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Oh dear, look what I did. I poked the nest. Doris Day.
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Old 05-13-2019, 10:08 AM   #34
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1. Doris Day
2. Kirk Douglas
3. Bill Cosby
4. Jimmy Carter
5. Rosalynn Carter
6. Buck Taylor
7. Tony Bennett
8. Clint Eastwood
9. John Goodman
10. Bob Dole
I have a rock solid alibi. Promise.
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Old 05-13-2019, 12:00 PM   #35
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I can’t believe you people killed Doris Day. That’s the worst.
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Old 05-13-2019, 01:00 PM   #36
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Doris Day. I read that she semi-recently gave $250,000 to some animal charity/rescue op. That stuck out to me, cuz I don't think DD has done anything in quite some time.

Out of curiosity, I looked her up on Celebritynetworth.com, which described her as a singer/actress/real estate mogul/animal righ--whut'sthatnow? Real estate mogul you say?

They gave her net worth at her time of death at ~$200,000,000.
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Old 05-15-2019, 06:01 PM   #37
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Me : "I killed Doris Day"
Younger Cow Orker: "Never heard of her".
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Old 05-16-2019, 05:54 AM   #38
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Which of you bastards killed Tim Conway?
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Old 05-16-2019, 07:23 AM   #39
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Which of you bastards killed Tim Conway?
It was this guy
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Old 05-16-2019, 04:52 PM   #40
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Doris Day sold more than a million copies of "Que Sera, Sera" with the Les Brown band in 1945.
Performed on Bob Hope's weekly radio show for 2 years and toured extensively.
1950-53 albums from 6 of her movie musicals charted Top 10, 3 at No. 1.
1950 US soldiers voted her, “the girl we’d most like to take a slow boat home with”.
1959-69, 6 Golden Globe nominations for best female performance.
Early ‘60s, Top Box Office Star with nearly 40 movies, and 1st place 4 times with theater owners.
Co-starred with James Cagney, Kirk Douglas, Clark Gable, Jimmy Stewart, James Garner, Tony Randall, David Niven, Rex Harrison, Rock Hudson, Ronald Reagan, and Cary Grant.

Recently she hired a new business manager. He replaced the board of the Doris Day Animal Foundation with his direct family, and changed the security staff at her estate, keeping her only Grandson from seeing her during her last week.
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Old 05-16-2019, 06:02 PM   #41
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Someone found Artie Lange doing menial labor pumping gas, probably as a part of his drug program, and he is looking skinnier and renewed like it is working.

https://twitter.com/RadiosMisfits/st...-miss-him.html
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Old 05-16-2019, 10:00 PM   #42
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Which of you bastards killed Tim Conway?
Flint did it.

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1. Tim Conway
2. Tim Conway
3. Tim Conway
4. Tim Conway
5. Tim Conway
6. Tim Conway
7. Tim Conway
8. Tim Conway
9. Tim Conway
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Old 05-17-2019, 06:17 AM   #43
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Old 05-21-2019, 05:04 PM   #44
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Well that didn't take long: Artie Lange re-arrested and back in jail on probation violation possibly related to being pulled over with a bag of heroin in his car a few weeks ago.

Time to die, Art, your last redeeming quality will be as an example for the world to see... and winning me this pool
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Old 05-21-2019, 05:24 PM   #45
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What the hell, I didn't even say Tim Conway at all.



Unrelated, I just saw pictures of Artie Lange's nose.

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“Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck up smashed OxyContin tablets — which left him with no septum..."
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