Political Party Loyalty Test.

[Sundae]

I answered honestly when I understood the options.
Which explains why I don't really get the answer

Result: New Left Hipster
You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservative hatriots must be exposed and mocked for every fanatical, puritanical, paranoid, fact-allergic, reality-challenged, obstructionist ideal for which they stand.