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[Gravdigr]

Now this really pulling one outta ya ass:

[ZenGum]

If she vomited, would it look like peas and karats?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Anyone who's had a colonoscopy, knows the doctor didn't retrieve the stone.

[ZenGum]

PUSSY SHAVER STRIKES AGAIN

Oh Darwin, you never fail to amuse.

[ZenGum]

http://www.natureworldnews.com/artic...nes-photos.htm

That's right, the link says http ://www.natureworldnews.com/articles/1313/20130410/eel-shoved-up-mans-anus-eats-way-through-intestines-photos.htm

You might want to think about that before you click.

[Lamplighter]

What do Jenny McCarthy and January Jones have in common ?

The Register-Guard
Lauren Gambino
The Associated Press
5/7/13

Senate approves bill to let mothers keep placentas

SALEM — The Oregon Legislature has agreed that mothers who
have just given birth should be able to take home their placentas.<snip>
Under current state law, hospitals are prohibited from releasing
hazardous medical waste, which includes human placentas.
Some Oregon hospitals, however, have allowed mothers to take home
their placentas for cultural and religious reasons.

Some mothers have their placentas put into capsules,
which they consume in the belief it boosts their energy
and staves off post-partum depression.<snip>

Actress January Jones spotlighted the issue when she claimed that
ingesting her placenta helped boost her energy and get her back to work
just weeks after giving birth.

Experts have said there is no scientific evidence of a health benefit.

“There’s no scientific evidence stating that it’s entirely safe,” said
Dr. Mark Kristal, a behavioral neuroscientist at the University of Buffalo.

Kristal said placenta-eating was first reported in the 1970s
when people living in communes cooked the organ into stew.
The increasing number of American women eating their placentas
today means the fad is back, he said.
<snip>

[glatt]

cannibals

[Sundae]

Glad for the warning Zen.
Will I be clicking?

No.

[Sundae]

I wouldn't be squeamish about eating placenta.
If it was given freely and well seasoned. Like drinking breast milk - I wouldn't have it direct from the source, but I have no problem with it.

Then again I'm European
Except when I want to call myself a Briton.
Or English.
Or a Southerner....

[Clodfobble]

Kristal said placenta-eating was first reported in the 1970s
when people living in communes cooked the organ into stew.

Kristal is obviously not up on her anthropology. Many ancient societies ate the placenta, and many animals instinctively do it today. When food is scarce, you don't let that many nutrients go to waste.

I'm not saying I would do it, but it's silly to pretend this is somehow a modern invention.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Kristal is obviously not up on her anthropology. Many ancient societies ate the placenta, and many animals instinctively do it today. When food is scarce, you don't let that many nutrients go to waste.

I'm not saying I would do it, but it's silly to pretend this is somehow a modern invention.

Not to mention that predators can smell that shit a million miles away and will come and eat your defenseless ass and that of your hard-got babbehs.

Clodfobble's obviously not up on her predatory thinking.

[footfootfoot]

But, that's not why I'm here. I'm here for this bit of sickening irony. Enough iron in this irony to build an aircraft carrier...

Head of U.S. Air Force's anti-sexual assault unit arrested for sexual battery

[Sheldonrs]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

But, that's not why I'm here. I'm here for this bit of sickening irony. Enough iron in this irony to build an aircraft carrier...

Talk about letting the fox guard the hen house.

[Pete Zicato]

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Talk about letting the fox guard the hen house.

Wouldn't that be the wolf guarding the foxes?

[ZenGum]

"Research, your honor."