The Sex Thread - Page 35

BigV · 09-14-2005, 12:47 PM

> 500 posts on sex, wow.

I really consider my sex life private.

There's so much more to it than just "slippery friction", as Robert Heinlein eloquently phrased it. As I reflect on the waxing and waning of my sexual activity, I find that my reluctance to discuss it with "the guys" or "my internet friends" or whomever has been remarkably constant. It is an aspect of my life so intimate that the inclination to talk about it with anybody besides the woman I'm actually having sex with is non-existent. When I was younger I think this was due to a combination of shyness and chivalry. I'm old enough now to have the appellation "prude" applied, but I don't think it would be fair or accurate.

It's just not your business.

Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.

BigV · 09-16-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV

--snip--Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining.

Hey! Exhibitionism is not a prerequisite for voyeurism. :wink: :wink: :nudge: :nudge:

plthijinx · 09-14-2005, 12:52 PM

damnit BigV! leave my hands out of this! oh, you were talking about you! oh ok. i saw "slippery friction" and went south, i mean off, errrrrrr, carry on! [gilda radner]Nevermind[/gilda radner]

Trilby · 09-14-2005, 03:47 PM

Oh, BigV is such a gentleman! Like Sir Lancelot! *swoons* *faints dead away*

plthijinx · 09-15-2005, 11:28 AM

bri, regarding your user title, would you consider

or how about

or even

? because they could all be considered

. anyway, just curious.

undone · 09-15-2005, 01:43 PM

Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. I have to tell you guys, I got a gift certificate for a spa. Initially I thought I would go have a pedicure but as I perused the menu I became more and more interested in getting a wax. We were headed off for a 3 day weekend with two other couples up in Jackson hole and I figured it would add a spark to our otherwise predictable sex life if I were to get a brazilian, I planned on having her leave a landing strip. I talked to my husband about it and he was all for it. He even shaved his boys to make the whole thing even sexier. I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.

Iggy · 09-19-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by undone

Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. ... I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%*$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain.

Ok... now I am scared... How much do they cost anyway?

undone · 09-19-2005, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iggy

Ok... now I am scared... How much do they cost anyway?

Hi Ig-
Fifty with a tip. I shouldn't have tipped her but I felt guilty!

Trilby · 09-15-2005, 01:56 PM

plthijinx--I believe my user title says that I would do anything for love, so it must include

wouldn't it?

I've never been known as a tease.

and undone, I hate to tell you this, but it ALWAYS feels that way. It just freakin' HURTS! Put some ice on the area for awhile--you'll be okay. Oh, and take an aspirin. With some bourbon. Or a Vicodin. Either one.

undone · 09-15-2005, 02:02 PM

Bri,
It was back in July and I am just now getting to the point where I can get myself to the spa again. In retrospect, I don't think she did it right. For god's sake she didn't trim it or powder my skin or anything. Just went for it. This time I have done my homework. And I am taking a valium before I go.

plthijinx · 09-15-2005, 02:04 PM

hopefully with that shot of bourbon bri mentioned earlier!

bri -

sweet!

undone · 09-15-2005, 02:31 PM

mmmmm bourbon

xoxoxoBruce · 09-15-2005, 03:20 PM

Would it help if I held your hand?

undone · 09-15-2005, 05:16 PM

That or hold me down :p

undone · 09-15-2005, 05:50 PM

heh heh
I just posted for the 69th time. I thought it apropos to let you in the sex thread know

09-14-2005, 12:47 PM	#1
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	> 500 posts on sex, wow. I really consider my sex life private. There's so much more to it than just "slippery friction", as Robert Heinlein eloquently phrased it. As I reflect on the waxing and waning of my sexual activity, I find that my reluctance to discuss it with "the guys" or "my internet friends" or whomever has been remarkably constant. It is an aspect of my life so intimate that the inclination to talk about it with anybody besides the woman I'm actually having sex with is non-existent. When I was younger I think this was due to a combination of shyness and chivalry. I'm old enough now to have the appellation "prude" applied, but I don't think it would be fair or accurate. It's just not your business. Not that I don't find the descriptions of your escapades entertaining. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-14-2005, 12:52 PM	#3
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	damnit BigV! leave my hands out of this! oh, you were talking about you! oh ok. i saw "slippery friction" and went south, i mean off, errrrrrr, carry on! [gilda radner]Nevermind[/gilda radner] __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-14-2005, 03:47 PM	#4
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Oh, BigV is such a gentleman! Like Sir Lancelot! swoons faints dead away __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-15-2005, 11:28 AM	#5
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	bri, regarding your user title, would you consider or how about or even ? because they could all be considered . anyway, just curious. __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-15-2005, 01:43 PM	#6
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	Earlier in this thread there was mention of a brazilian. I have to tell you guys, I got a gift certificate for a spa. Initially I thought I would go have a pedicure but as I perused the menu I became more and more interested in getting a wax. We were headed off for a 3 day weekend with two other couples up in Jackson hole and I figured it would add a spark to our otherwise predictable sex life if I were to get a brazilian, I planned on having her leave a landing strip. I talked to my husband about it and he was all for it. He even shaved his boys to make the whole thing even sexier. I must say, the end result was fabulous. I would love to continue to have this procedure done on a regular basis but I plan to research my location and find someone who isn't a ^%$# sadist to do it next time. The pain was so enormous I actually laughed each time she would rip off the wax. I have never had that reaction to pain before. I don't know if I was laughing to keep from crying and shrieking or if I was laughing because I was stupid enough to pay someone to inflict that kind of pain. __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy? Last edited by undone; 09-15-2005 at 01:53 PM. Reason: wrong word*

09-15-2005, 01:56 PM	#9
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	plthijinx--I believe my user title says that I would do anything for love, so it must include wouldn't it? I've never been known as a tease. and undone, I hate to tell you this, but it ALWAYS feels that way. It just freakin' HURTS! Put some ice on the area for awhile--you'll be okay. Oh, and take an aspirin. With some bourbon. Or a Vicodin. Either one. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-15-2005, 02:02 PM	#10
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	Bri, It was back in July and I am just now getting to the point where I can get myself to the spa again. In retrospect, I don't think she did it right. For god's sake she didn't trim it or powder my skin or anything. Just went for it. This time I have done my homework. And I am taking a valium before I go. __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-15-2005, 02:04 PM	#11
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	hopefully with that shot of bourbon bri mentioned earlier! bri - sweet! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-15-2005, 02:31 PM	#12
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	mmmmm bourbon __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-15-2005, 03:20 PM	#13
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Would it help if I held your hand? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-15-2005, 05:16 PM	#14
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	That or hold me down :p __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

09-15-2005, 05:50 PM	#15
undone work in progess Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 100	heh heh I just posted for the 69th time. I thought it apropos to let you in the sex thread know __________________ If ignorance is bliss...Why aren't more people happy?

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