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Old 10-26-2020, 04:41 PM   #1
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MY WEENIE MY WEENIE MY WEENIE

have you heard this one before?
I closed my peepee in the car door
oh boy howdy I wish I'd have thought
about my ween and decided to not
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Old 10-26-2020, 08:49 PM   #2
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Maybe you recall?
The closing door that did befall
my peepee; how could I not
remember my member and all that rot
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Old 10-26-2020, 11:44 PM   #3
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Now it looks like it's been
Tied in a knot with my chin
Hanging down in a grin
But that's not what I came here
To sing about tonight
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Old 10-27-2020, 03:11 AM   #4
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Hey Flint how are ya buddy??
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Old 10-27-2020, 02:08 PM   #5
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OWie!!-- OWie!!-- whim wham wozzle!
I've done a real number on my clam-chowder nozzle!
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-27-2020, 02:16 PM   #6
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for fuck's sake, of all the freakin EMS calls
i'm just glad it didn't pinch my glorious balls
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Old 10-27-2020, 03:38 PM   #7
lumberjim
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although I do have to say
that had I a known it'd be this way
I'd 'ave kept my zipper up and not let it flop
out in the breeze, my weenie please
it's purple and blue from bottom to top


and now the stitches itches itchy itchy
can't get with my bitches bitchy bitchy
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Old 10-27-2020, 07:30 PM   #8
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ninety-nine stitches--a stitch ain't fun!
a stitch in time saved how many? --none!
I'm not having fun--my johnson! my schlonger!
if only it had been a little less longer
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-27-2020, 08:20 PM   #9
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[aside] you guys are all weird. Except the one who's just a dick. [/aside]
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Old 10-27-2020, 10:05 PM   #10
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I know she was mad, but it hurts a lot
If only I had asked her impression
That wasn't really an invitation

If a blow job in the parking lot
Was entirely out of the question
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