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Old 09-23-2009, 09:28 AM   #1
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Dear Maggie: Happy Birthday to the most awesome person I've ever known. You get better every single day, and the world LOVES you. Your friend, Maggie.
HAGGIS! Thats awesome! I am definitely doin that next time.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:18 AM   #2
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Not the pumpkins!

About two weeks ago, I bought the last can of cooked pumpkin on the shelf at the local grocery store to use in some cupcakes Mrs. glatt was making for a pot luck. On the phone today, Mrs. glatt mentioned that she had been to 3 different grocery stores in town looking for canned pumpkin to use in another recipe. All the shelves were bare. We joked about that for a bit. Who's buying all the pumpkin? Is there a big pumpkin pie contest going on in town? Were they recalled, or something?

So I got on Google, and to my surprise found out that there is a nation wide pumpkin shortage!

Thanksgiving is going to be canceled this year. No pumpkin pie.

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Old 09-23-2009, 09:11 AM   #3
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Also, the sound of someone munching chips like they've never eaten chips in their life, is a most annoying sound.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:34 AM   #4
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What about Halloween?
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:38 AM   #5
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We're lousy with actual pumpkins, but it's awfully hard to get canned innards.
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Old 09-23-2009, 11:55 AM   #6
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Apparently the jack o lantern kind isn't the same as the baking kind.
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Old 09-23-2009, 02:28 PM   #7
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Post whore time.

At dinner in the glatt household, we sometimes play a game where we will state 4 things that happened to us that day, and one of the four is false. Then everyone guesses what the false thing is. It's a good way to get the kids to open up about their days.

Yesterday my four things were:

1. I saw a woman swinging from a trapeze.

2. I saw a polo game being played in the street by a bunch of guys on bikes.

3. I saw a woman wearing a dress that made her look like a peacock.

4. I saw 4 of those big helicopters with the dual props on top fly by in a loose formation.

Which one is false?

And isn't it crazy that three of them are actually true?
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:03 PM   #8
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I'll take option 1
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:08 PM   #9
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You would think that, but really the helicopters one was false. Crazy huh?
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:14 PM   #10
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I really wish you had a pic of peacock (pea-hen?) lady!
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Old 09-23-2009, 03:31 PM   #11
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Were they really in a "tight" formation?
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Old 09-27-2009, 06:08 PM   #12
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Has anyone seen Cirque de Soliel's Alegria yet? Worth seeing?
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Old 09-28-2009, 08:13 AM   #13
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Has anyone seen Cirque de Soliel's Alegria yet? Worth seeing?
If it's anything like Delirium...don't bother.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:46 AM   #14
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Starting tomorrow, I am heading off to the mountains to go hiking. I will be offline until about the 8th of October. Be good, kids, play nice while I'm gone.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:46 AM   #15
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I haven't seen it, but I heard it was not that good after hearing that it was coming to VF.
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