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Old 04-08-2018, 08:58 PM   #1
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Black women and lesbians are liars!

This is a recurring bit on Seth Meyer's show. Apparently it's been around for awhile, but it's new to me. Much laughs, there are lots more, but these three are a good start.

ps, I realize they're not standing up, but it is pure comedy.








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Old 04-11-2018, 02:25 PM   #2
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Seth's wife gave birth to their child yesterday or the day before...

...in the lobby of their apartment bldg.
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Old 10-27-2018, 08:27 AM   #3
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Old 10-27-2018, 08:49 AM   #4
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Old 10-27-2018, 09:22 AM   #5
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God, I love Frankie Boyle.
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Old 11-04-2018, 07:55 PM   #6
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Adam Sandler's new special is fantastic. A really, really solid return to his musical comedy days.

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Old 11-23-2018, 08:34 PM   #7
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Adam Sandler's new special is fantastic. A really, really solid return to his musical comedy days.
Watched it tonight and this is confirmed.
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:53 AM   #8
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Old 04-09-2019, 01:11 PM   #9
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This morning I watched my first (and second) Joe Rogan stand-up. The newest one on NetFlix (the title eludes me atm), as well as Triggered, also on NetFlix, afterward.

Quite funny. Funnier than I was expecting.

I could do with less shouting, though.
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Old 04-25-2019, 11:37 AM   #10
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Been watching John Mulaney's latest on NetFlix, in short bursts, to have something making noise when I'm in the kitchen.

I keep expecting him to turn into Katherine Hepburn. He sounds like her, Idk if it's intentional, or not...
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Old 04-25-2019, 02:14 PM   #11
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I fucking love John Mulaney.
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Old 05-26-2019, 11:12 AM   #12
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Some millennials: Comedy is not funny when it is punching down.

Anthony Jeselnik: Fuck you and hold my beer. In fact hold all my beers because I'm going to punch way way down for an hour and you are going to die.
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I can only speak for myself, but if someone is "punching down" to a disadvantaged group, and simultaneously wants to literally punch said group, it's not comedy.

Nobody takes Anthony Jeselnik seriously when he says Marlee Matlin should have won a Grammy in the Special Olympics, or that Snoop Dogg stole his wallet. He's an Archie Bunker-- he's satirizing those things.
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Old 05-27-2019, 12:21 PM   #14
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Some millennials disagree and want to take everything at face value.
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Old 05-28-2019, 01:34 AM   #15
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That's because they rode the damn bus instead of walking 5 miles uphill both ways. Otherwise they'd think a little.
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