What's bumming your stone today? - Page 50

Griff · 09-01-2017, 07:48 AM

I miss seeing footfootfoot in this monkey house.

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2017, 11:49 AM

Yeah, me too. I lost his email, phone is not in service, hasn't answered my PM.
I wrote him a letter this morning hoping he'll reply.

Gravdigr · 09-01-2017, 01:00 PM

Yeah, I kinda miss ol Footy.

Seems like someone pissed him off, and I remember thinking "He prolly won't be back.".

I hope he comes back.

Griff · 09-01-2017, 01:23 PM

His ex tries to get dirt on him here...

xoxoxoBruce · 09-01-2017, 04:11 PM

Got an email from him.

monster · 09-01-2017, 07:26 PM

just to let y'all know, infusion was able to go ahead today. if I liked cool beer, I'd use that cooler to chill some. Sadly, the chemo beest gets makes him extremely cold sensitive so we'll have to find a more inventive way to used it to flip a bird at big pharma. Is this an appropriate time to joke about storage for severed pumpkin heads?

Griff · 09-02-2017, 08:59 AM

Anything goes, anytime.

Gravdigr · 09-11-2017, 03:03 PM

Just not very happy ATM with the world I live in.

Also, trying the 'new' bar tonight.

Prediction: Ugh.

Griff · 09-13-2017, 07:08 AM

Let's be careful out there.

anonymous · 06-06-2018, 09:27 PM

"I've decided I will come home in one month."
"That's not how this works, honey."
"What are the steps I need to complete?"
"Well, you'll need to develop a sense of empathy for other people."
"I don't value empathy."
"Yeah, that's the problem."
"But I don't want to change."
"I know."
"But what do I need to do to come home?!"
"Change."
"I don't want to change."
"I know."
"I don't see why I can't do the work from home."
"Because you might kill someone."
"Not anyone important. Some lives matter more than others."
"And that's why they won't let you go home."
"But what are the steps I need to complete so they will let me go home?"

It's fucking endless. And his mom is still like, "Oh, the average stay is 45 days, so let's cross our fingers for that." As if she's fermenting cabbage, instead of trying to convince a schizophrenic to stop being so schizophrenic.

sexobon · 06-06-2018, 09:38 PM

That's reminiscent of the old bit ...

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, it only takes one psychologist; but, the light bulb has to really want to change.

Griff · 06-07-2018, 07:11 AM

The light bulbs mom has to want to change as well... speaking of a message I know is waiting on my phone at work.

Gravdigr · 06-07-2018, 04:50 PM

Quote:

...instead of trying to convince a schizophrenic to stop being so schizophrenic.

I think I may see part of the prollum right here.

"Have ya tried not being so schizophrenic, Bob?"

"Yes, I've tried."

"Well, try harder."

09-01-2017, 07:48 AM	#736
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24,862	I miss seeing footfootfoot in this monkey house. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-01-2017, 11:49 AM	#737
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 68,036	Yeah, me too. I lost his email, phone is not in service, hasn't answered my PM. I wrote him a letter this morning hoping he'll reply. __________________ Until the lion has his own historian, the hunter will always be a hero.

09-01-2017, 01:00 PM	#738
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 38,136	Yeah, I kinda miss ol Footy. Seems like someone pissed him off, and I remember thinking "He prolly won't be back.". I hope he comes back. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-01-2017, 01:23 PM	#739
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24,862	His ex tries to get dirt on him here... __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-01-2017, 04:11 PM	#740
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 68,036	Got an email from him. __________________ Until the lion has his own historian, the hunter will always be a hero.

09-01-2017, 07:26 PM	#741
monster Werd Nord Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 29,521	just to let y'all know, infusion was able to go ahead today. if I liked cool beer, I'd use that cooler to chill some. Sadly, the chemo beest gets makes him extremely cold sensitive so we'll have to find a more inventive way to used it to flip a bird at big pharma. Is this an appropriate time to joke about storage for severed pumpkin heads? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

09-02-2017, 08:59 AM	#742
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24,862	Anything goes, anytime. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

09-11-2017, 03:03 PM	#743
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 38,136	Just not very happy ATM with the world I live in. Also, trying the 'new' bar tonight. Prediction: Ugh. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-13-2017, 07:08 AM	#744
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24,862	Let's be careful out there. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

06-06-2018, 09:27 PM	#745
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 561	"I've decided I will come home in one month." "That's not how this works, honey." "What are the steps I need to complete?" "Well, you'll need to develop a sense of empathy for other people." "I don't value empathy." "Yeah, that's the problem." "But I don't want to change." "I know." "But what do I need to do to come home?!" "Change." "I don't want to change." "I know." "I don't see why I can't do the work from home." "Because you might kill someone." "Not anyone important. Some lives matter more than others." "And that's why they won't let you go home." "But what are the steps I need to complete so they will let me go home?" It's fucking endless. And his mom is still like, "Oh, the average stay is 45 days, so let's cross our fingers for that." As if she's fermenting cabbage, instead of trying to convince a schizophrenic to stop being so schizophrenic. __________________ pm ut, glatt or limey for the password. do it today in case you want to use it for something in the future.

06-06-2018, 09:38 PM	#746
sexobon ^it sings^ Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 8,814	That's reminiscent of the old bit ... How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it only takes one psychologist; but, the light bulb has to really want to change.

06-07-2018, 07:11 AM	#747
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 24,862	The light bulbs mom has to want to change as well... speaking of a message I know is waiting on my phone at work. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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