Introducing... ME!

[TheDaVinciChode]

I wanted to make a thread, a sort of... induction into the Cellar, however! I noticed that the last person to do so, was accused of being a troll/spammer, due to the lack of information he posted!

So, following monster's advice:

Originally Posted by monster

REAL introductions include inside leg measurements, the answer to the pepsi/coke and mustard/ketchup questions and a full fronal nudie pic of yourself. :p

Here is my introduction!

My handle, here, is "TheDaVinciChode." Why? Well, I had been trying to think of a suitable handle, when "TheDaVinciCode" came to mind. Of course Dan Brown's a plagiarising (bleep,) so I thought it a suitable homage to the author, replacing "Code" with "Chode."

Perhaps not the most witty substitution, or handle... but it seemed appropriate!

I'm always myself, much to the displeasure of most... I can be rather egotistical, at times, but never without good reason. I can be funny, quirky, eccentric, serious, helpful, kind, decent... Why, I cover the full gamut of human emotion and action!

I have a wonderful girlfriend, whom I've been with for almost two years, now. We're soon to be engaged, I hope... just don't tell her I told you! She's the most important person in my life; Her happiness, well-being, and love, are more important to me, than anything else. You could say, rightfully so, that she is my "soul mate."

I'm not religious, and I'm a firm "believer" in science. That doesn't mean I condemn those who believe in a higher power, nor feel any ill will towards them... In fact, I'm quite happy to discuss theology with them, should they not be closed-minded, of course...

If anyone is willing to discuss/debate their opinion, without becoming defensive, well... They're O.K in my books! Even if their opinion is is stark contrast to my own.

I disagree with this "war upon terror," just as I disagree with any country that sees fit to quite literally FORCE their way of life upon other countries... Our society is different, our rules, our laws, our set of morals, is different... That doesn't mean we should force others to see things from our point of view. Didn't Hitler try to do that? Didn't we condemn him, for the very thing "some" countries are now doing?

Democracy is only democratic, if elected, and selected, freely.
When the idea is thrust upon people, nigh forced upon them... it is no longer a democracy, nor a democratic process.

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Anyway, I'm sure I've bored you all half-to-death, so, following the aforementioned advice...

My inside leg measurement, I believe, is 32-33 inches. I haven't had myself measured in such a long time, though, that I could be entirely mistaken.

I prefer Coke. Pepsi is merely Coke + Water.

I prefer Ketchup. Ketchup has a much larger range of use, than Mustard.

I believe I'd get banned for posting full-frontal-nudity, so, I hope you won't hold it against me.

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Final summation; I'm glad to be here, and I hope to stick around for a long, long time.

(Note: I've been lurking for half a decade, or more, I believe... Yikes, I know!)