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bleurgh!
tha's some funny shit right there.
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03-13-2012, 10:43 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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better without the first and last lines, though....
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03-14-2012, 12:44 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-14-2012, 12:46 PM
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better with
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03-14-2012, 02:33 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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IDFTFY?
I didn't fix that for you.
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03-14-2012, 05:26 PM
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Woah .... Zen Sarcasm ... whoooaaahhh .....
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03-14-2012, 09:02 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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03-15-2012, 12:46 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-15-2012, 01:38 PM
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Did you just call his wife a shithead?
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03-16-2012, 01:41 PM
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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann 's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment....... Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for my call." |
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03-16-2012, 01:47 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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that's racist.
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03-16-2012, 01:48 PM
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It offends jackasses? Sorry, man.
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03-16-2012, 06:26 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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That's gonna leave a mark. If I had feelings, they'd be hurt.
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03-16-2012, 06:28 PM
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And then he cried.
The moral of the story is: don't mess with white chicks Ba DUM dum (did I miss any?) You ain't no jackass, btw!
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03-27-2012, 05:46 PM
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What is pink, eighteen centimeters long that is desired by nearly all 18 years old French girls?
A driving licence
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