The Sex Thread

[Gravdigr]

Why thank you.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by Pico and ME

You write sexy very well Gravedigr..

I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

I wonder if there would be any interest in this sort of thing in the Creative Expression thread? Fiction, of course. Or non.

I've written a (non-sexy) short story or two.

I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.

[xoxoxoBruce]

A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

A lap dance to a man, may be just snuggling to a woman.

There's a Neil Armstrong joke in there somewhere...

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

I'm sure a number of dwellars would appreciate a photo essay at any rate.

Oh, there are pictures, my friend.

[footfootfoot]

Looks like she intends to make your mountain climb more of an expedition...

[Undertoad]

This is actually against the rules and regulations.

Womenfolk don't understand because their sexual response is different. But the law is, if you touch it, you have to finish it.

What she doesn't realize, digr, is that five seconds after the door shut, you were in your bedroom beating your dick like it owed you money.* And twenty seconds after that, the entire encounter was over and you were thinking, not about her, but about whether there's any milk left in the fridge. That's what we are as guys and I'm not sure the females of our species fully understand this.

*I believe this line was originally written by Paul Mooney, used on The Dave Chappelle Show and was subsequently stolen by Carlos Mencia.

[Clodfobble]

It can't work that way 100% of the time, though, or else you wouldn't need us in the first place.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

It can't work that way 100% of the time, though, or else you wouldn't need us in the first place.

We don't need you in the first place, we need you in the special place.

[classicman]

I think its Tastycakes - yeh he was more likely thinkin of them.

[Undertoad]

She thinks she's created a situation where he wants her more because she left him hanging, because that's how it works for her. How it works for guys is, once a guy gets aroused, he is going to finish somewhere* - it's so biologically driven that for many guys it's practically painful not to. And then move on to the next thing. That's just what we do, that's our programming.


* He would want her more if it was on her stomach, but this time it was on a dirty sock next to the bed.

[xoxoxoBruce]

If you want to be wanted, this is the only time in your live when you get the opportunity, you should blow it.

[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Looks like she intends to make your mountain climb more of an expedition...

I'm actually kinda cool with that. Till I explode.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

This is actually against the rules and regulations.

I think they may play by different rules.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

But the law is, if you touch it, you have to finish it.

No, no. It's supposed to be "If I get to touch it, I get to finish it."

Originally Posted by Undertoad

What she doesn't realize, digr, is that five seconds after the door shut, you were in your bedroom beating your dick like it owed you money.

Actually, in the condition I was in, it would've been more of a 'hands-free' situation. And, instead of a beating, a mild threat would've worked nicely.

And I wouldn't loan money to my dick.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

And twenty seconds after that, the entire encounter was over and you were thinking, not about her, but about whether there's any milk left in the fridge.

I've not stopped thinking about her since the first inkling this might happen.

Originally Posted by Undertoad

She thinks she's created a situation where he wants her more because she left him hanging, because that's how it works for her.

Oh, it's workin' on me, brother, it's workin'!

Originally Posted by Undertoad

* He would want her more if it was on her stomach, but this time it was on a dirty sock next to the bed.

I would hate to know what it feels like to want her more.

[kerosene]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

And I wouldn't loan money to my dick.

That's probably wise. Next thing you know you would have a pimp in pink glasses hangin out in your driveway.