Blow dryers in public restrooms - Page 2

jaguar · 07-22-2004, 06:49 AM

You would do things to your contacts in a public sink them PUT THEM IN YOUR EYE?
ew.

SteveDallas · 07-22-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by jaguar

You would do things to your contacts in a public sink them PUT THEM IN YOUR EYE?
ew.

It only happens once every few weeks.... but when you've got a speck of dirt or an eyelash in there, you can't wait till you get to a sterile environment. (Which doesn't describe your home bathroom either.)

Clodfobble · 07-22-2004, 08:45 AM

Also, don't EVER put your 4 year old on an automatic flushing toilet. Her tiny body will confuse the sensor, it will flush while she's sitting on it, thereby terrifying her and causing her to jump up, peeing all over herself, the floor, and possibly your leg as she clings to it whimpering.

And then for the next indefinite number of years, long after she's able to go by herself, if there's ever an automatic toilet she'll insist you come in the stall with her and cover up the sensor with your hand.

lumberjim · 07-22-2004, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Also, don't EVER put your 4 year old on an automatic flushing toilet. Her tiny body will confuse the sensor, it will flush while she's sitting on it, thereby terrifying her and causing her to jump up, peeing all over herself, the floor, and possibly your leg as she clings to it whimpering.

And then for the next indefinite number of years, long after she's able to go by herself, if there's ever an automatic toilet she'll insist you come in the stall with her and cover up the sensor with your hand.

been there, done that.

spencer: "it's not a genetic one is it???!!"

Dude111 · 10-04-2020, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

We seem to have discussed every aspect of excretory functions, so I thought I'd bring up a restroom pet peeve that has been brought home to me in my travels this week:

I HATE when restrooms don't have paper towels, but just use blow dryers. Here's some reasons why.

Hehe one time me and a friend were at Pizza hut and there was paper towels shoved in the blower...... This guy pressed the button and nothing came out but the motor revved up.. All of a sudden the paper shot out at the guy.... He said "DAMN KIDS"

Dude111 · 10-05-2020, 12:53 PM

Hehe Im not sure really.......

A good thread though.......

xoxoxoBruce · 10-06-2020, 03:55 AM

Sounds to me like you were searching for entertainment.

Dude111 · 10-06-2020, 09:24 PM

Ah man!!

footfootfoot · 10-07-2020, 06:34 PM

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Griff · 10-08-2020, 03:38 PM

Oh damn, you got me.

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Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Also, don't EVER put your 4 year old on an automatic flushing toilet. Her tiny body will confuse the sensor, it will flush while she's sitting on it, thereby terrifying her and causing her to jump up, peeing all over herself, the floor, and possibly your leg as she clings to it whimpering. And then for the next indefinite number of years, long after she's able to go by herself, if there's ever an automatic toilet she'll insist you come in the stall with her and cover up the sensor with your hand.

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Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Hehe Im not sure really....... A good thread though.......

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Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Ah man!!

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