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Old 04-09-2017, 02:31 PM   #1
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Yeah, I think that guy might've flunked out of matador school.
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Old 04-13-2017, 12:06 AM   #2
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This one was fun for me.

This BBC interactive website will tell you about you.
Enter your date of birth, sex, height, weight, and choose metric or imperial.
It will tell you what proportion of you is what elements and what they are worth. How many times your heart has beaten, how far your underarm hair has grown. How many cells of each type you have, and how many days they last.
How much poop you've made, and how many MB of data in your DNA.
And tons more about you.
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:07 PM   #3
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Using Photoshop To Troll Grandma
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:47 PM   #4
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Ha ha ha, that's great. And don't answer the phone, or leave a recording, "I'll call you back when we get back from the hospital."
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Old 04-18-2017, 05:59 PM   #5
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It's funny how the hormones change. That link was hilarious to me just now. But back when the kids were very little, I remember seeing a cartoon--a drawing--of a toddler too near the water's edge, and it legitimately made my heart jump a little in discomfort. And the cartoon toddler was wearing a life jacket, for fuck's sake.
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Old 04-25-2017, 02:47 PM   #6
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Kinda weird, but, I could see a use for it:

Name:  uppertolower.JPG
Views: 434
Size:  31.5 KB

Like it says, uppertolowercase.com
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Old 04-26-2017, 09:27 AM   #7
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Old 05-09-2017, 03:38 PM   #8
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How would ya like to do this twelve hours a day?

Sorries for the Bacefook linkage.
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Old 05-09-2017, 03:42 PM   #9
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How Our Favorite Foods Look in Their Natural Habitats
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:50 AM   #10
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Excellent. I loved that link to the foods. And the harvesters were impressive. I would have a hard time doing that for more than an hour or two.
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Old 05-11-2017, 01:17 AM   #11
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A list of 7,000 banned licence plates in North Carolina

I wonder why they banned Police-1, Police-2, Police-3, etc?
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Old 05-13-2017, 11:15 AM   #12
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Some of my favorite eats.
Are the vanilla beans etched somehow or are those natural markings?
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Old 05-13-2017, 01:22 PM   #13
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They look like they've been "branded" somehow. Maybe an anti-theft thing or marked with what tree they are from.
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Old 05-13-2017, 02:25 PM   #14
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I noticed that also.
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Old 05-15-2017, 11:57 AM   #15
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You kids get off my lawn with your repetitive lyrics!
Are Pop Lyrics Getting More Repetitive?
(cool article with cool charts)
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