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04-10-2019, 12:09 PM | #1 |
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I suppose you have to be prepared to act/react to commands 24/7, but really.
May the lord have mercy on your soul.
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04-10-2019, 02:50 PM | #2 |
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I'll take his slack tonight.
Bucket night.
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04-10-2019, 02:59 PM | #3 |
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My girlfriend said to me, "I'm sick of you pretending to be a detective. I think we should split up."
I said, "Good idea - we can cover more ground that way."
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04-11-2019, 12:30 AM | #4 |
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04-11-2019, 05:16 PM | #5 |
To shreds, you say?
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My girlfriend asked me if I wished she'd been born with huge tits. I told her that the thought of a baby with huge tits was disturbing to me.
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04-11-2019, 07:58 PM | #6 |
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Sounds like a Steven Wright-ism.
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04-14-2019, 01:03 PM | #7 |
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04-16-2019, 01:51 PM | #8 |
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04-16-2019, 01:52 PM | #9 |
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04-19-2019, 06:43 PM | #10 |
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In 1901 Uncle Julius got arrested for dressing like a woman. I wonder how they caught him?
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04-23-2019, 04:28 AM | #11 |
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Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?
He was looking for a tight seal.
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04-24-2019, 12:31 PM | #12 |
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Mechanic: I think you've blown a seal
Customer: Actually, that's just ice cream
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04-25-2019, 12:20 AM | #13 |
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Work will make you strong...
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04-25-2019, 12:21 PM | #14 |
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I thought work was gonna set me free...
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04-25-2019, 12:44 PM | #15 |
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Ya load sixteen tons...
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