Squirrel, anyone? (other than po' trailer trash) - Page 9

Gravdigr · 08-22-2017, 01:23 PM

Does NJ require a permit to trap wild animals?

Gravdigr · 08-22-2017, 01:24 PM

Ya gonna make a hat, or what?

lumberjim · 08-22-2017, 07:25 PM

I drowned him. and it was definitely a him. Who knew squirrels had such big balls?

Worst part is.... about an hour later, Amanda saw another squirrel go up the post and into the roof. I think we either got the wrong squirrel, or more than one is living in there....

One day last week we came out, and the peanut butter was gone, the tray outside the trap, and lots of fur caught in the wires. We figured he either got out somehow, or the trap didn't close fully.....

either way, a week had gone by since then and I was about to give up and remove the trap.... thinking that he was smart enough to stay clear of it since that happened. Then this morning.... got him! but maybe not so much. I don't want to kill EVERY squirrel in my area. Maybe I'll get lucky and see him in blow gun range.

Gravdigr · 08-23-2017, 01:46 AM

Well, that was humane...Like a little squrl Gitmo going on up there.

Being Jersey, I figured two behind the ear, and a one way ride to the Barrens.

lumberjim · 08-23-2017, 07:08 AM

Got another this morning. I remember this getting harder each time. I really hope this is the last one

Gravdigr · 08-23-2017, 12:31 PM

You sure your last name ain't Soprano?

monster · 08-23-2017, 07:03 PM

What recipe are you using?

lumberjim · 08-24-2017, 12:50 PM

ha. we actually talked about that. When I was young, my buddy, Dan used to hunt them. I've eaten fried squirrel. Kind of gross, but we were being manly. There was a little tuft of hair on the leg I ate. ick.

monster · 08-24-2017, 05:42 PM

squirrel burgers be the way to go.... Squrgers?

lumberjim · 08-25-2017, 02:11 PM

Squirgers. I like it. Made with squirrel, squid and squash. Serve with squiracha sauce and...

monster · 08-25-2017, 07:33 PM

serve on a squinoa bun

lumberjim · 08-26-2017, 07:53 AM

thank you.

my brain just couldn't do it

Gravdigr · 09-21-2017, 02:04 PM

Squrl pee?

Squrl pee.

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One of the quirks of my new camera is that it doesn't like to shoot through multiple panes of filthy glass. If I use auto-focus I find that the area of focus is consistently 6-8 feet closer to the camera than I'm going for. I've been assuming this is caused by shooting through a filthy triple-pane window, on a downward angle.

Gravdigr · 10-07-2017, 12:30 PM

I larfed waaaay too hard at that. And Idk why. It's not that funny.

captainhook455 · 10-08-2017, 08:11 AM

I thought it was funny. Reminds me of people feeding bears out the trunk of their cars in the Smokies. They run out of food and close the trunk. The bear opens the trunk back up and doesn't need a key.lol.

08-22-2017, 01:23 PM	#1
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Does NJ require a permit to trap wild animals? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-22-2017, 01:24 PM	#2
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ya gonna make a hat, or what? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-22-2017, 07:25 PM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I drowned him. and it was definitely a him. Who knew squirrels had such big balls? Worst part is.... about an hour later, Amanda saw another squirrel go up the post and into the roof. I think we either got the wrong squirrel, or more than one is living in there.... One day last week we came out, and the peanut butter was gone, the tray outside the trap, and lots of fur caught in the wires. We figured he either got out somehow, or the trap didn't close fully..... either way, a week had gone by since then and I was about to give up and remove the trap.... thinking that he was smart enough to stay clear of it since that happened. Then this morning.... got him! but maybe not so much. I don't want to kill EVERY squirrel in my area. Maybe I'll get lucky and see him in blow gun range. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-23-2017, 01:46 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Well, that was humane...Like a little squrl Gitmo going on up there. Being Jersey, I figured two behind the ear, and a one way ride to the Barrens. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-23-2017, 07:08 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Got another this morning. I remember this getting harder each time. I really hope this is the last one __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-23-2017, 12:31 PM	#6
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	You sure your last name ain't Soprano? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-23-2017, 07:03 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What recipe are you using? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-24-2017, 12:50 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	ha. we actually talked about that. When I was young, my buddy, Dan used to hunt them. I've eaten fried squirrel. Kind of gross, but we were being manly. There was a little tuft of hair on the leg I ate. ick. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-24-2017, 05:42 PM	#9
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	squirrel burgers be the way to go.... Squrgers? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-25-2017, 02:11 PM	#10
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Squirgers. I like it. Made with squirrel, squid and squash. Serve with squiracha sauce and... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-25-2017, 07:33 PM	#11
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	serve on a squinoa bun __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

08-26-2017, 07:53 AM	#12
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	thank you. my brain just couldn't do it __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-21-2017, 02:04 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Squrl pee? Squrl pee. One of the quirks of my new camera is that it doesn't like to shoot through multiple panes of filthy glass. If I use auto-focus I find that the area of focus is consistently 6-8 feet closer to the camera than I'm going for. I've been assuming this is caused by shooting through a filthy triple-pane window, on a downward angle. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-07-2017, 12:30 PM	#14
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I larfed waaaay too hard at that. And Idk why. It's not that funny. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-08-2017, 08:11 AM	#15
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,357	I thought it was funny. Reminds me of people feeding bears out the trunk of their cars in the Smokies. They run out of food and close the trunk. The bear opens the trunk back up and doesn't need a key.lol.

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