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That motherfucker has to go into a woodchipper after biting my dong.
Fuck that "released to the wild" shit.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I'm surprised - I'd have thought you'd want your snake released into the wild :P
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05-27-2016, 03:43 PM
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 My snake, sure. Not that one, though. 
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05-27-2016, 04:25 PM
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Not one that has been trying to pull your dick down the drain for half an hour.
 LOOK AT THE BLOOD!
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NO TEETH!!!
BAD PYTHON! BAD BAD BAD!
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05-27-2016, 07:26 PM
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Y'know, it mighta been thirty seconds and *felt* like half a minute.
I've been bitten by big snakes (not on my dick, however) and it's a project getting them loose. They're built to move that material down the gullet.
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05-27-2016, 08:10 PM
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And they weren't trying to pull you down the toilet by your dick for a half hour, with you wife and neighbor pulling you the other way.
What kind of snake bit you? Dead snake.
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Run away...
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Gah!
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GAK!!!
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06-01-2016, 03:47 PM
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I keep seeing that each time the thread gets bumped and freaking out just a little. Those shrooms are so cool!
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06-02-2016, 04:56 PM
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Caught about four pounds of nope in the groundhog trap...
...and I shall call him Pepe. - Actually, I'll have to call him long distance. I took him into the next county to release him. Literally, into the next county, about ten miles, I don't want to see that particular sumbitch again. Evah. Little fella didn't smell at all. Really. Momdigr came in that morning and said "There's something in the trap." I whooped for joy. And then she said "And it's not a groundhog. Or a rabbit. Or a possum." I said "Oh, no." Then she said "It has white on it." I went to check the trap, thinking/hoping she was wrong. I couldn't smell a skunk and thought "There's no way I'm four feet from a skunk and don't smell it.", so, I pulled the burlap back and liked to jumped outta my skin. This skunk had managed to get about forty pounds of dirt into the trap before it sprung. No kidding. I guess he thought he was building himself a skunky little condo beside/under Popdigr's shed. I looked around and Momdigr was like fifty feet away, and asked "Is it a skunk?", I replied "No, it's just a little kitty.", I was gonna say "...a polekitty.", but she was already well on her way to the house. 
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I was riding in the truck with my father, winter, couple feet of snow, when about a mile from home there's my brother in the deep snow holding up a skunk by the tail.
Hey Pop, you gonna stop for dick? Nope. 
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Took him to the same place we took the other one...Far away. This little feller was absolutely reeking. Popdigr caught a glancing blow of skunkspray on the side of his leg. P. Yew. Luckily, he was wearing long pants. The pants are a total loss, and the passenger side seat of GrandCherokeeOne may never be the same.  Since this little guy meant business, no pics. I think I know how bomb disposal guys feel now. Nervous, very nervous.
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