Weird Loo Behavior.... - Page 3

Weird Harold · 09-13-2007, 09:36 PM

I only use the bathroom at work if it's an extreme emergency. Work is some one's house, and they don't mind you taking a leak, but stinking up the customers bathroom is frowned upon. The other reason, the weird loo, too much information reason is, I hate toilet paper. I have hemorrhoids, so my asshole is lumpy, and bumpy, so I use baby wipes. They are a whole lot less painful, than toilet paper, and do a much better job of cleaning things up.

monster · 09-13-2007, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perry Winkle

People think way too much about shit.

True dat.

although we may have different definitions of shit.

Poop is important. Did you not see The Last Emporer?

Speaking of shit, did you see Talladega nights?

HungLikeJesus · 09-13-2007, 04:48 PM

A friend of mine had a co-worker who would take off all of his clothes every time he went in to the stall.

It probably goes without saying, but my friend works for the government.

monster · 09-13-2007, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

A friend of mine had a co-worker who would take off all of his clothes every time he went in to the stall.

It probably goes without saying, but my friend works for the government.

That's not uncommon first-grade behaviour.....

lumberjim · 09-14-2007, 12:54 AM

psst. irony! it's about shit!

bluecuracao · 09-14-2007, 01:35 AM

I'm really surprised this thread is about shit! I thought it'd be about sex in tha loo...

Urbane Guerrilla · 09-14-2007, 07:08 AM

"Too ra la, too ra lay --
Oh a rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say
Too ra lay, too ra lit --
It's a bloody fine song, but it's all about shit."

Shawnee123 · 09-14-2007, 11:32 AM

Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet.

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet.

One of the seven faces of lj?

lumberjim · 09-14-2007, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

One of the seven faces of lj?

denied.

here's my admitted list:

The CIA
lumberpoet
undertoab
Flunt
tw. ...although...i either forgot the password, or tw had it reset and fucked me out of it...in any case, i cant use it any more.
spencer ( my son will one day take possession of this account)
new member
Clodfobble
Third Person

man.....i feel like i'm forgetting one or two.

oh...yeah..post a poll. i'll outnumber you singlehanded!

Shawnee123 · 09-14-2007, 11:37 AM

I wouldn't venture a guess. Could be anyone! And no, it's not me. I already have about 12 personalities lurking in Shawnee123!

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 04:58 PM

I thought floaters were due to a diet composed largely of Cheetos.

HungLikeJesus · 09-14-2007, 07:10 PM

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

Hime · 09-14-2007, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

I can see how if you need to talk about something private, the bathroom could be the most polite place to do it (i.e. if your girlfriend just called to say she missed her period, the babysitter needed to tell your that your small child has stomach flu, or otherwise non-polite-company-friendly topics). On the other hand, I don't get how people talk on the phone while actually doing their business. When my phone rings while I'm in the bathroom, I do not pick it up.

jester · 09-18-2007, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus

(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.)

One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom?

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09-13-2007, 09:36 PM	#1
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	I only use the bathroom at work if it's an extreme emergency. Work is some one's house, and they don't mind you taking a leak, but stinking up the customers bathroom is frowned upon. The other reason, the weird loo, too much information reason is, I hate toilet paper. I have hemorrhoids, so my asshole is lumpy, and bumpy, so I use baby wipes. They are a whole lot less painful, than toilet paper, and do a much better job of cleaning things up. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

09-13-2007, 04:48 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	A friend of mine had a co-worker who would take off all of his clothes every time he went in to the stall. It probably goes without saying, but my friend works for the government. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-14-2007, 12:54 AM	#5
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	psst. irony! it's about shit! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-14-2007, 07:08 AM	#7
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	"Too ra la, too ra lay -- Oh a rolling stone gathers no moss, so they say Too ra lay, too ra lit -- It's a bloody fine song, but it's all about shit." __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

09-14-2007, 11:32 AM	#8
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Methinks Hugo is a pock suppet. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-14-2007, 01:35 AM	#6
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	I'm really surprised this thread is about shit! I thought it'd be about sex in tha loo...

09-14-2007, 11:37 AM	#11
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I wouldn't venture a guess. Could be anyone! And no, it's not me. I already have about 12 personalities lurking in Shawnee123! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

09-14-2007, 04:58 PM	#12
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I thought floaters were due to a diet composed largely of Cheetos. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

09-14-2007, 07:10 PM	#13
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	(Why do I keep returning to this thread? Something's drawing me back.) One more question - what do you think of the use of cell phones in the bathroom? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

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