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05-06-2005, 08:33 PM | #1 |
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What a great thread. Sorry I'm late but I'm on the wrong side of the world.
An American, an Australian and a Canadian were drinking in a bar one day. They had solve all the world’s problems and it was getting a bit dull. The American downs his beer, throws his glass in the air pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass. He turns to the other two and says ” America is such a rich country you never have to drink out of the same glass twice.” The Aussie ponders for a while and the light comes on. He downs his beer, throws the glass in the air , picks up the gun and shoots it. “Australia is such a huge land and we have so much sand we never have to drink out of the same glass twice. Now the Canadian is screwed. He thinks long and hard. The other two are glaring at him. All of a sudden he downs his beer, picks up the gun and shoots the American. He turns to the Aussie and says “ Canada is such a beautiful country but there are so many Americans you never have to drink with the same one twice!”
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OK, you want to pretend this thread is a philly sophical, intelligent discourse.
Then you're surely ready to educate yourselves about the genre and see if you're ready to laugh at the World Trade Centre jokes that were the subject of this study. Just don't expect 3,000 dead Americans to produce the shits and giggles you give yourselves with jokes about millions of dead jews or asians. |
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Got no problem with any of that.
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Some of these are a little offensive, but that's the point of tasteless jokes. They're quite funny, as long as they aren't taken so seriously.
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Q:Why can't women go skiing? A:No snow between the kitchen and the bedroom. By product of going to a single sex school is hearing every sexist joke in existance.
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Okay, so we're all perfectly clear here...
If I am in Toronto, I would go to the Air Canada Centre. In New York City, the World Trade Center was destroyed. In this country, the Queen of the United Kingdom is not the official head of state. Wow, it looks like Nic is getting a bit agitated here. If you want to use some cutesy self-righteous statements of your own like, "I'm not believing your self-righteous statements in other threads that you're not homophobic, anti-semitic or racists," then quite frankly Nic, you either: --Don't really know us or --Are one of those folks that takes a literal interpretation of the Cellar, which IMO, is foolish to do. |
11-16-2002, 11:08 PM | #10 |
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jag, you dumb kangaroo wrestler... if it was in Canada or Britain or Australia, it would be the World Trade Centre. It was in the US, so it's the World Trade Center. The name cannot be changed - it is what it is. And it isn't the World Trade Centre.
In other words, keep your dumb fucking mouth shut when you don't know what you're talking about. |
11-16-2002, 11:11 PM | #11 |
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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11-16-2002, 11:18 PM | #12 |
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Forgive my rudimentary MSPaint skills...
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You know dave, for someone who likes winding people up you sure are susceptible yourself.
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You think Nic ever comes up with anything original? He might as well have fucking linked it.
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