The Sex Thread - Page 3

plthijinx · 07-14-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Articrono

Really small penises... Or really big ears? I'm not sure I want to know.

good one!

when i was with my ex for five years before we got married then we were together for another four. looking back at pictures from then, i can see the extra 10 or 15 pounds i would carry. sex, forget it. that fizzled after the first year of marriage.

Trilby · 06-01-2005, 12:22 PM

hot pastrami-sounds like it was definitely HER problem and get rid of that feeling of insecurity you carry because of her. Some women (not me, of course!) are weird. Some are very, very weird. Some would rather manipulate you than love you. Learn to recognize those women and give wide berth. I only made fun of my professor's penis because I am hurt and trying mightily to harden my heart towards him. Size really DOESN'T matter. I was with him for over two years and I never had such awesome sex as with him. Size DOES NOT MATTER! I'm sure you are totally normal in that dept. anyway. My guy was unusually small but, man, what an ego!! It's his ego I'm doing battle with. I took an easy pot-shot, I admit, but I'm not at my best right now. Whew! Now let's talk about sex!

lookout123 · 06-01-2005, 01:06 PM

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Size DOES NOT MATTER

ok Yoda.

Sex, huh? i'm not really proud of my past in that department, but i wouldn't really change anything either. i don't know if that makes sense or not.

while i was in college (post military) i was bartending in a high end microbrewery where all the rich north chicago kids hung out. not that i was innocent before that, but i was coming out of a frustrating 3 year marriage and my confidence was pretty shaken. one of the hot sorority girls picked me up and we had a great week. this was one of the stops on my trip to realizing that women sportf*ck, too. the pattern repeated itself a few times and then i realized that not only do they sporf*ck, they give referrals. apparently i had the look and the general attitude of a "bad boy" that their mothers wouldn't approve of, but i treated them very well... with that combination i was passed around the sorority house (not that i minded). then the next sorority house...

after about 2 months of that life i took a step back to evaluate and decided that i was ok living like that as long as i wasn't looking for a relationship and was always honest about it. i was a serial dater, and everyone knew it.

i had a couple of steady relationships - nothing close to g/f status - just ladies that i actually could "date" not just go home with. they knew what i was up to, and apparently it met their needs at the time. it was not uncommon, to wake up with one of the "steadies", have lunch with another, and go home with the sorority girl of the week after i closed down the bar.

the sorority girls taught me a lot, things like - A) 3 somes are not that uncommon, nor are they especially satisfying, B) college girls really do explore their Bi urges pretty frequently, C) there is absolutely no reason to feel awkward when having dinner with your date, knowing that you had hooked up with her roommate the week before.

Another very important lesson i learned a couple of times over when i did attempt to develop more of a serious relationship with a couple of people at different times - women in their early 20's really do like to be treated poorly. i was fun for them, because i fulfilled their badboy craving. i came up lacking because i held the door, paid the bill, didn't hit, kick, holler, spit, lie - or otherwise treat them poorly. i never presented myself as a badboy, it just so happens that i was a very nice guy who was a bartender, in a hardcore band, had tattoos, earrings, shaved head, facial hair... all the things mommy wouldn't approve of. when they realized i was just as comfortable with black tie dinners as i was tieing them to the bed while their roommate watched... i was history. that lesson still pisses me off.

i'm not ashamed or embarrassed of my past, but i am embarrassed to say that i don't know a definite number of how many people i was with, and i certainly don't remember all the names. in fact, i was in a social setting with someone that i had forgotten that i had hooked up with. that was awkward, after i was reminded.

anyway, because this is supposed to be a sex thread, not a bare your soul thread, disregard the above and know that i was apparently popular due to my heartfelt passion for being the best cunning linguist possible, my penchant for 4-5 hour sessions, and my unquenchable desire for "one more".

and because syc mentioned it. i have been tested. frequently. i am very very lucky that i made it out of that time in my life with nothing but memories to show for it.

hot_pastrami · 06-01-2005, 01:20 PM

I should mention that I have experienced the opposite extreme as well... one woman I was in a relationship with wanted sex ALL THE TIME. Day and night. We'd do it four or five times in one night, and a couple of times during the day. Exhausting, but fun. I had no self-confidence problems during those months,I can tell ya that much.

kerosene · 06-01-2005, 02:12 PM

Woah, you guys really ran with this one. I am enjoying reading all these posts. I think I will go grab my man for a quickie, now!

anonymous · 06-01-2005, 12:54 PM

sex what a hangup. i like sex alot. I read hotpastrami's post and I feel your pain. I have had the same experience. From hot to not. Just layin there taking it, no kissing, no conection-bah! That's not stimulating for me either.

Sex is two parts, and the rubbing of the slippery bits is the easy part. The part that's between your ears is the increadibly good and increadibly difficult.

And I mean between her ears not mine.

headsplice · 06-01-2005, 01:02 PM

Let's not talk about sex in a sex thread?
Oy! Stop not sharing what you're smoking!
My love life is in an odd place. My g/f just moved down here (as did I). But, we didn't live in the same city before hand. So, we went from not seeing each other but once a month to seeing each other every day, with very little outside social contact. When she first moved down (about six weeks ago) everything was very hot and heavy. Then, the little things started to get in the way. I'm a fairly physically intimate person. I like holding hands and kissing. Sometimes in public, most often not. But recently, everything has gotten strange. I'm not sure if the strangeness comes from us trying to figure out each other's quirks or if there is something deeper troubling us. However, I have noticed a distinct lack of initimacy and not just in the bedroom. She came home from three days away (not long, I realize) and the first time she saw me, I got a peck on the lips for a kiss. There were other people around (in another room) and I wasn't really expecting a full game of tonsil-hockey right then and there, but when I went in for a little more than a peck, she pulled away. She pulled away even more when I realized that she might be uncomfortable with a more passionate kiss and tried to give her a bigger hug.
I'm mature enough to realize that physical initmacy and emotional intimacy are closely related. However, as a question to the ladies, does that include non-sexual intimacy (kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc...) as well? Frankly, it's a little disturbing that when things get a little less that perfect, she doesn't want to be near me.

lookout123 · 06-01-2005, 01:16 PM

oh and the wife and i have been together for > 6 years, so things have changed. like they say, when we first met all we needed was a place (and we were creative for that), now we need a reason and a private place.

as far as preferences go, i am insane for oral. and i enjoy toys (not so much on me, but for my partner). i don't get into role playing or anything, it just never worked for me. the best thing after a night of very intimate lovemaking is to wake up early and roll over for one more round of really vigorous animal-like sex. really gets the day going.

elSicomoro · 06-01-2005, 05:55 PM

How so?

Perry Winkle · 08-27-2007, 08:51 PM

Okay, I'm slowly reading my way through this thread, but I'm going to go ahead and talk about my issue. I apologize if the answer is already here.

Background: I'm with my first girlfriend, and she's also my first sexual partner (from first kiss to ...). We've been together for 4-5 months, things are still improving, so I really want to resolve this issue.

What's my issue? Oral sex. Cunnilingus. Occasionally, I've gotten this girl screaming and gnashing her teeth and grinding against my face until I'm in pain, but I still can't make her come (she's never had an orgasm with anyone). Most times she gets to what I'd guess is half-way there or a bit more. Sometimes she doesn't get much of anywhere, which bugs the crap out of me.

I guess I need tips... Warm oil massage really gets her going, but sometimes it's just not practical to get that messy, especially since I go down on her basically every time we have sex, which is usually 1-3 times per day (i think the most has been 6 or 7, but after 4 I really lose track).

jinx · 08-27-2007, 09:09 PM

Buy her this.

Perry Winkle · 08-27-2007, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx

Buy her this.

She's been planning on going to a toy store with her friend, but she still hasn't gone. I'm not sure if it'd be appreciated if I took the initiative there. I think she sees it as a very personal decision...

Clodfobble · 06-01-2005, 06:57 PM

... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.

plthijinx · 06-02-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx.

I mean, uh, I wouldn't know.

but the felt is so sooooooft!

a friend of mine and his girl have all kinds of fun, in fact they have a deal that he has to give it to her really rough at least once a month (cuz he's not into it). not sure what she has to do once a month

last night i'd met up with them at the local watering hole and they told me about this though, damn this is funny:

she was giving him a BJ and she gaged, coughed and sneezed all at the same time all while he was um, cumming! i about feel off my bar stool in surprise and laughter!

lookout123 · 06-02-2005, 01:06 PM

ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again? and spend the rest of the day rinsing with lysterine...

06-01-2005, 12:22 PM	#2
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	hot pastrami-sounds like it was definitely HER problem and get rid of that feeling of insecurity you carry because of her. Some women (not me, of course!) are weird. Some are very, very weird. Some would rather manipulate you than love you. Learn to recognize those women and give wide berth. I only made fun of my professor's penis because I am hurt and trying mightily to harden my heart towards him. Size really DOESN'T matter. I was with him for over two years and I never had such awesome sex as with him. Size DOES NOT MATTER! I'm sure you are totally normal in that dept. anyway. My guy was unusually small but, man, what an ego!! It's his ego I'm doing battle with. I took an easy pot-shot, I admit, but I'm not at my best right now. Whew! Now let's talk about sex! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-01-2005, 01:20 PM	#4
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I should mention that I have experienced the opposite extreme as well... one woman I was in a relationship with wanted sex ALL THE TIME. Day and night. We'd do it four or five times in one night, and a couple of times during the day. Exhausting, but fun. I had no self-confidence problems during those months,I can tell ya that much. __________________ Hot Pastrami!

06-01-2005, 01:02 PM	#7
headsplice Relaxed Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis Posts: 676	Let's not talk about sex in a sex thread? Oy! Stop not sharing what you're smoking! My love life is in an odd place. My g/f just moved down here (as did I). But, we didn't live in the same city before hand. So, we went from not seeing each other but once a month to seeing each other every day, with very little outside social contact. When she first moved down (about six weeks ago) everything was very hot and heavy. Then, the little things started to get in the way. I'm a fairly physically intimate person. I like holding hands and kissing. Sometimes in public, most often not. But recently, everything has gotten strange. I'm not sure if the strangeness comes from us trying to figure out each other's quirks or if there is something deeper troubling us. However, I have noticed a distinct lack of initimacy and not just in the bedroom. She came home from three days away (not long, I realize) and the first time she saw me, I got a peck on the lips for a kiss. There were other people around (in another room) and I wasn't really expecting a full game of tonsil-hockey right then and there, but when I went in for a little more than a peck, she pulled away. She pulled away even more when I realized that she might be uncomfortable with a more passionate kiss and tried to give her a bigger hug. I'm mature enough to realize that physical initmacy and emotional intimacy are closely related. However, as a question to the ladies, does that include non-sexual intimacy (kissing, hugging, holding hands, etc...) as well? Frankly, it's a little disturbing that when things get a little less that perfect, she doesn't want to be near me. __________________ Don't Panic

06-01-2005, 01:16 PM	#8
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	oh and the wife and i have been together for > 6 years, so things have changed. like they say, when we first met all we needed was a place (and we were creative for that), now we need a reason and a private place. as far as preferences go, i am insane for oral. and i enjoy toys (not so much on me, but for my partner). i don't get into role playing or anything, it just never worked for me. the best thing after a night of very intimate lovemaking is to wake up early and roll over for one more round of really vigorous animal-like sex. really gets the day going. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-27-2007, 09:09 PM	#11
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Buy her this. __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

06-01-2005, 02:12 PM	#5
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Woah, you guys really ran with this one. I am enjoying reading all these posts. I think I will go grab my man for a quickie, now!

06-01-2005, 12:54 PM	#6
anonymous Operations Operative Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: in hiding Posts: 578	sex what a hangup. i like sex alot. I read hotpastrami's post and I feel your pain. I have had the same experience. From hot to not. Just layin there taking it, no kissing, no conection-bah! That's not stimulating for me either. Sex is two parts, and the rubbing of the slippery bits is the easy part. The part that's between your ears is the increadibly good and increadibly difficult. And I mean between her ears not mine.

06-01-2005, 05:55 PM	#9
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	How so?

08-27-2007, 08:51 PM	#10
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	Okay, I'm slowly reading my way through this thread, but I'm going to go ahead and talk about my issue. I apologize if the answer is already here. Background: I'm with my first girlfriend, and she's also my first sexual partner (from first kiss to ...). We've been together for 4-5 months, things are still improving, so I really want to resolve this issue. What's my issue? Oral sex. Cunnilingus. Occasionally, I've gotten this girl screaming and gnashing her teeth and grinding against my face until I'm in pain, but I still can't make her come (she's never had an orgasm with anyone). Most times she gets to what I'd guess is half-way there or a bit more. Sometimes she doesn't get much of anywhere, which bugs the crap out of me. I guess I need tips... Warm oil massage really gets her going, but sometimes it's just not practical to get that messy, especially since I go down on her basically every time we have sex, which is usually 1-3 times per day (i think the most has been 6 or 7, but after 4 I really lose track).

06-01-2005, 06:57 PM	#13
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	... A pool table isn't very soft either, plthijinx. I mean, uh, I wouldn't know. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

06-02-2005, 01:06 PM	#15
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, has anyone ever been doing the nasty with someone for the first time and received a request that made your eyeballs pop? i'm talking a request that makes you squirm to the point that you decide right then and there you are going to finish, leave, and make sure you never ever ever hook up with that person again? and spend the rest of the day rinsing with lysterine... __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 06-02-2005 at 01:16 PM.

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