Squirrel, anyone? (other than po' trailer trash) - Page 8

Gravdigr · 08-06-2017, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Do some research on relocation of squirrels

Well, I'll be damned. Jim done learnt me something today.

Scriveyn · 08-09-2017, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

Do some research on relocation of squirrels

... such as your cat
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xoxoxoBruce · 08-10-2017, 10:29 AM

But that would be like eating Lassie, or Trigger, or Rin Tin Tin.

Gravdigr · 08-20-2017, 02:49 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 08-20-2017, 05:33 PM

Save him, save him, save him... for lunch.

Clodfobble · 08-06-2017, 10:23 AM

So wait, are squirrels rare enough there that you have just one on your porch and it's the only one you see on a daily basis? I'd guess I see maybe 50-100 squirrels a day, here*. There are currently 2 chasing each other in my backyard, probably a couple more up in the trees that I can't see.

*also counting dead ones on the road

Gravdigr · 08-06-2017, 01:16 PM

I still wouldn't kill the squrl.

lumberjim · 08-06-2017, 09:53 PM

What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-06-2017, 11:49 PM

Evictions are sad, but we are a nation of laws and everyone, including squirrels, must follow them... except rich people and politicians.

glatt · 08-07-2017, 07:59 AM

Personally, I would drive him out of the space by tossing a couple ammonia drenched rags up into the spot where he is nesting, and then after I know he's out, I would nail or staple chicken wire or hardware cloth over the opening.

I've got no real problem with killing him though, it's just that I am cheap and don't own a trap, but I have all that other stuff on hand in my junk filled basement.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-07-2017, 10:29 AM

Remember Jim went through this shit in the old house when they invaded his attic.

Gravdigr · 08-07-2017, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down.

I understand your dilemma exact. The eaves of Gravdigr House are covered in a fine, stout wire screen. I just like squirrels. I don't know why I've taken issue with this situation, I've shot, killed, and eaten my body weight in squirrels over the years. It's kinda strange.

Take him ten miles away, it costs a couple of bucks.

Or kill it. How ya gonna do it?

lumberjim · 08-22-2017, 10:39 AM

Game over

glatt · 08-22-2017, 10:43 AM

Nice!

But are you sure that's the correct one?

Gravdigr · 08-22-2017, 01:19 PM

So...

How'd did you kill him?

08-10-2017, 10:29 AM	#3
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08-20-2017, 02:49 PM	#4
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08-20-2017, 05:33 PM	#5
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Save him, save him, save him... for lunch. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-06-2017, 10:23 AM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	So wait, are squirrels rare enough there that you have just one on your porch and it's the only one you see on a daily basis? I'd guess I see maybe 50-100 squirrels a day, here. There are currently 2 chasing each other in my backyard, probably a couple more up in the trees that I can't see. also counting dead ones on the road __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

08-06-2017, 01:16 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I still wouldn't kill the squrl. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-06-2017, 09:53 PM	#8
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	What would you do? There's wires in that place he's renovating. He could burn the house down. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-06-2017, 11:49 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Evictions are sad, but we are a nation of laws and everyone, including squirrels, must follow them... except rich people and politicians. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-07-2017, 07:59 AM	#10
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Personally, I would drive him out of the space by tossing a couple ammonia drenched rags up into the spot where he is nesting, and then after I know he's out, I would nail or staple chicken wire or hardware cloth over the opening. I've got no real problem with killing him though, it's just that I am cheap and don't own a trap, but I have all that other stuff on hand in my junk filled basement.

08-07-2017, 10:29 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Remember Jim went through this shit in the old house when they invaded his attic. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-22-2017, 10:39 AM	#13
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Game over __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

08-22-2017, 10:43 AM	#14
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Nice! But are you sure that's the correct one?

08-22-2017, 01:19 PM	#15
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	So... How'd did you kill him? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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