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Old 03-22-2016, 12:30 AM   #1
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Little bench under a tree, rustic, but enough poly to make it wipeable, for bird poop and tree dirt.
Good spot to read a book, poison a pigeon, or shoot a squirrel.
But still open enough you can spot werebunnies sneaking up to drink your blood, and gnaw your bones.
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Old 03-24-2016, 09:11 PM   #2
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If you're strolling in the wilderness and become the target of an angry Badger or amorous Moose, here's what you do...


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Old 03-26-2016, 03:43 AM   #3
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I think this one is more suited close to the house, maybe a covered porch.
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Old 03-28-2016, 01:28 PM   #4
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Or maybe you'd rather sit in a chair. I wonder if the leather will make fart noises?
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Old 04-04-2016, 05:45 PM   #5
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Old 04-06-2016, 01:04 AM   #6
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Special chair...
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Old 04-07-2016, 11:13 PM   #7
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For your castle...
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Old 04-08-2016, 07:12 PM   #8
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Old 04-10-2016, 01:14 AM   #9
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Heavy tables keep the drunks from knocking them over and dumping your birthday cake on the floor...
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:08 PM   #10
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Ditto.
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Old 04-11-2016, 05:26 PM   #11
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Old 04-12-2016, 12:27 AM   #12
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Organic...
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Old 04-15-2016, 07:17 PM   #13
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DIY lets you choose, lets you create what you want without being restricted by convention or opinions of others...
even if your taste sucks.
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Old 04-19-2016, 04:53 PM   #14
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Or for something lighter you could do a little whittling.
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Old 04-19-2016, 09:19 PM   #15
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