Fuck you, humidity. - Page 2

lumberjim · 08-19-2019, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

excellent. I hope to see a few pounds gone when I step on the scale tomorrow. I dream. Also moving. We unloaded and entire U-Haul Truck in 90 minutes in 90 degree humid weather. I didn't know it was possible for cotton clothes to hold that much fluid.....

I know, right? I wear the moisture wicking exercise shirts and a cooling bandana. When I ring out the bandana, I get a frigging gallon.

Unloading always takes 1/3 the time as loading.

captainhook455 · 08-19-2019, 10:12 AM

90° at 7am. I was feeding the outside zoo and making sure they have clean water in this heat. My hummingbirds are getting ready for the big move. Quite aggressive trying to protect their food supply. I bought more feeders and spread them out so they won't fight over them. The feeders that are away from the house I add a pinch of cherry Kool aid so I can keep track from the porch.

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lumberjim · 08-19-2019, 06:09 PM

11 hours with the movers today. Old houses and 2nd floor treadmills =pain. And huge wardrobes do too. I had to teach them to use straps after the boss got his leg stuck painfully at the top of the steps.

I'm pooped.

zippyt · 08-19-2019, 07:19 PM

East coast Sissy !!!!

lumberjim · 08-20-2019, 07:49 AM

I guess you didn't actually watch the video?

I thought that was that English wanker that does that news show. He just yammered on about you tube commenters getting offended. I was expecting some kind of proof. Like the title of the video says. So... He's a liar.
I mean, he's right about people being sissies, but he offered no statistics to show that most of them live in the east. How do you even know where someone is from, from a you turd comment?

Nice try. I do appreciate the sentiment.

I still have a bunch to do, and the flooring guy is fucking with me.... They all seem to be Vietnamese around here, and they're all liars. (that's a reference to the above video, just kidding, don't flame me)

captainhook455 · 08-20-2019, 10:48 AM

It is easy to tell where people are from. Beautiful people are from CA, ugly fuckers are from the Midwest especially Kansas, so so ugly with big Adams apples and lots of body hair are New Englanders, ones that look stupid then open their mouths are from the Carolinas and physically fit are from Florida and the gulf coast. Is that enough commas. Last but not least I prefer whatever state this lady comes from.

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Gravdigr · 08-20-2019, 04:42 PM

I'd prefer that young lady in a state of undress.

An advanced state of undress.

captainhook455 · 08-20-2019, 06:21 PM

She needs to look where she is going so to avoid a crash and skin those melons.

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lumberjim · 08-21-2019, 12:59 AM

This heat advisory has coincided exactly with my 4 day "vacation".

Says here it's in effect until 8pm weds evening.

Really. Fuck you, humidity. I'm taking this personally. I've got bat wings, and you are to blame. Up and down the goddamned stairs. My knee hates me.

I also blame Amazon. How do we have this much crap?! I just want to leave the rest of it here.

Gravdigr · 08-21-2019, 01:20 PM

Are you using the year (or six month) rule?

When moving, if ya haven't used it the last year (or six months) it gets tossed.

And fuck humidity.

lumberjim · 08-21-2019, 02:03 PM

2 move rule in effect, but not strictly. I should have spent the last 2 months throwing things away sneaky like.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2019, 12:09 AM

Hey, sneaky like? That sounds like you're blaming her.

lumberjim · 08-22-2019, 09:02 AM

Not blaming anyone. She just has a harder time throwing shit away. She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard

xoxoxoBruce · 08-22-2019, 12:26 PM

That's good in case you are compelled to build a miniature Devils Tower mountain at 3 AM.
Or a ne'er do well relative shows up hungry.

Gravdigr · 08-23-2019, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard

Heh, not a tater gal, I reckon...

08-19-2019, 06:09 PM	#18
lumberjim hides the pickle Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24,929	11 hours with the movers today. Old houses and 2nd floor treadmills =pain. And huge wardrobes do too. I had to teach them to use straps after the boss got his leg stuck painfully at the top of the steps. I'm pooped. __________________ Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

08-19-2019, 07:19 PM	#19
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,614	East coast Sissy !!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

08-20-2019, 07:49 AM	#20
lumberjim hides the pickle Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24,929	I guess you didn't actually watch the video? I thought that was that English wanker that does that news show. He just yammered on about you tube commenters getting offended. I was expecting some kind of proof. Like the title of the video says. So... He's a liar. I mean, he's right about people being sissies, but he offered no statistics to show that most of them live in the east. How do you even know where someone is from, from a you turd comment? Nice try. I do appreciate the sentiment. I still have a bunch to do, and the flooring guy is fucking with me.... They all seem to be Vietnamese around here, and they're all liars. (that's a reference to the above video, just kidding, don't flame me) __________________ Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

08-20-2019, 04:42 PM	#22
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,563	I'd prefer that young lady in a state of undress. An advanced state of undress. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2019, 12:59 AM	#24
lumberjim hides the pickle Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24,929	This heat advisory has coincided exactly with my 4 day "vacation". Says here it's in effect until 8pm weds evening. Really. Fuck you, humidity. I'm taking this personally. I've got bat wings, and you are to blame. Up and down the goddamned stairs. My knee hates me. I also blame Amazon. How do we have this much crap?! I just want to leave the rest of it here. __________________ Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

08-19-2019, 10:12 AM	#17
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,325	90° at 7am. I was feeding the outside zoo and making sure they have clean water in this heat. My hummingbirds are getting ready for the big move. Quite aggressive trying to protect their food supply. I bought more feeders and spread them out so they won't fight over them. The feeders that are away from the house I add a pinch of cherry Kool aid so I can keep track from the porch. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

08-20-2019, 10:48 AM	#21
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,325	It is easy to tell where people are from. Beautiful people are from CA, ugly fuckers are from the Midwest especially Kansas, so so ugly with big Adams apples and lots of body hair are New Englanders, ones that look stupid then open their mouths are from the Carolinas and physically fit are from Florida and the gulf coast. Is that enough commas. Last but not least I prefer whatever state this lady comes from. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

08-20-2019, 06:21 PM	#23
captainhook455 Rapscallion Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 1,325	She needs to look where she is going so to avoid a crash and skin those melons. Sent from my moto e5 supra using Tapatalk

08-21-2019, 01:20 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 37,563	Are you using the year (or six month) rule? When moving, if ya haven't used it the last year (or six months) it gets tossed. And fuck humidity. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

08-21-2019, 02:03 PM	#26
lumberjim hides the pickle Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24,929	2 move rule in effect, but not strictly. I should have spent the last 2 months throwing things away sneaky like. __________________ Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

08-22-2019, 12:09 AM	#27
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 67,215	Hey, sneaky like? That sounds like you're blaming her. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

08-22-2019, 09:02 AM	#28
lumberjim hides the pickle Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 24,929	Not blaming anyone. She just has a harder time throwing shit away. She had mash potato flakes from 2014 in her cupboard __________________ Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

08-22-2019, 12:26 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 67,215	That's good in case you are compelled to build a miniature Devils Tower mountain at 3 AM. Or a ne'er do well relative shows up hungry. __________________ Everything is interesting... look closer.

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