November 19, 2007: Bear vs. Truck

ViennaWaits · 12-07-2007, 07:27 AM

Yea, there's a lift arm on the truck, but... I don't think they used it. There's no net or sling under the bear. How'd they do that? I suppose they could have rolled him to get it out, but why do that before they have to get him OFF the truck? Hmm...

ZenGum · 12-07-2007, 09:56 AM

Simple really.
The blue truck was driving along the road with the red truck following close behind. The bear was off to the river to eat salmon, and ran across the road between the two trucks, but didn't make it. It was hit by the red truck, and knocked forward, executing a perfect quintuple (and a quarter) somersault with pike, landing neatly in position on the back of the blue truck.

Poor bear, just out for a salmon from the riverbed, and ended up with a pike to a flatbed.

12-07-2007, 07:27 AM	#1
ViennaWaits That's some bad hat, Harry. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 83	Yea, there's a lift arm on the truck, but... I don't think they used it. There's no net or sling under the bear. How'd they do that? I suppose they could have rolled him to get it out, but why do that before they have to get him OFF the truck? Hmm... __________________ There is no smoking on this flight, but you can light up whatever you like once we land in Jamaica.

12-07-2007, 09:56 AM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Simple really. The blue truck was driving along the road with the red truck following close behind. The bear was off to the river to eat salmon, and ran across the road between the two trucks, but didn't make it. It was hit by the red truck, and knocked forward, executing a perfect quintuple (and a quarter) somersault with pike, landing neatly in position on the back of the blue truck. Poor bear, just out for a salmon from the riverbed, and ended up with a pike to a flatbed. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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