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Old 09-22-2012, 05:46 PM   #1
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I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!

I just had the Cops called on me !!!!!
I was sitting here surfing about the web , minding my own biz ,
when KNOCK KNOCK on the front door ,
its a Sheriffs deputy ,
Sir i had a complaint that some body was shooting ,
well sir i was just a bit ago ,
what and where were you shooting ,
a .22 pistol and i was shooting right over there into that log laid up against our burn basket ( slightly down hill in to the log/ burn basket ),
what were you shooting at ?
some OLD cans of coke and the such
Well sir you know how far a bullet can travel ,
yes sir thats why i was shooting into that log with the semi full burn basket as a back stop ,
well sir Please be carful ,
yes sir


we got a new fridge a week or so ago and there were a few cans of Caffeine free diet coke , sprite , and mountain dew that had been in there for YEARS , i won't drink that crap !!!!!!
its no fun to just throw them away , so i shoot them , then put the remains in the Aluminum recycle basket
and we live in the county were it legal to shoot in your yard ( as long as its done SAFELY )
i guess the folks that are renting the house next door dont know this or didnt have the Ballz to come say something .

Hmmmmm , i guess it time to construct that shooting range i have been thinking about for a while
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:04 PM   #2
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Old 09-22-2012, 06:08 PM   #3
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Anyway, I've had the cops called on me for letting my kid read this:

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So there. Nanananananah :p
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Old 09-22-2012, 08:10 PM   #4
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My first thought when I read the thread title was, "What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Fucking neighbors.
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Old 09-22-2012, 09:13 PM   #5
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"What? Just NOW? After all this time? Jeez."

Yeah i Know , i guess im slippen in my Old age

Fucking neighbors.
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Old 09-22-2012, 09:27 PM   #6
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you can call the cops on fucken neighbors if they're too loud late at night.....
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Old 09-22-2012, 10:09 PM   #7
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Too bad you can't call the cops on them for being pussies.
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Old 09-22-2012, 10:23 PM   #8
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They just don't know how lucky they are.

I'm sure you'll be making friends soon enough. One day it will be beer...bbq and ..laying nakid on the river.
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Old 09-22-2012, 10:55 PM   #9
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Old 09-22-2012, 11:04 PM   #10
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You know what jeff foxworthy would say.
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Old 09-22-2012, 11:28 PM   #11
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[Jeff Foxworthy]You know your neighbors are rednecks if they call the cops on you when they hear shots fired; because, you didn't invite them over for the shoot.[/Jeff Foxworthy]
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Old 09-23-2012, 03:19 PM   #12
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Yeah, fucking neighbors...

Dogs barking all day every fucking day...but kick their door in one time...

"Hello Offi--HEYwhatswiththebracelets?"

Fucking neighbors.
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Old 09-23-2012, 03:21 PM   #13
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Zip, you may have to join philthy and me over here on the Group W bench.
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Old 09-23-2012, 04:44 PM   #14
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Been a series of home invasions here over the last month armed neighbors are a good thing imho. May or may not be related Merlin went off in the middle of the night last night which he never does unless someone is on the porch.
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Old 09-23-2012, 05:11 PM   #15
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Ah! The group W bench ...


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