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Old 02-21-2012, 01:01 PM   #1
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The Boring New Thread

yeah, so.... here it is.

i got nuthin
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:03 PM   #2
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You could start a new boring thread.
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:04 PM   #3
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I am so tired of this.
You got no lovers if you got no wheels.
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:22 PM   #4
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Who sprayed the can of Boring® all over this room?

Now I have to go buy a can of Whoop-Ass®
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Old 02-21-2012, 01:57 PM   #5
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:: shuffles his feet ::
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:21 PM   #6
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(that looks nothing like the sneak preview)
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:23 PM   #7
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I had a bicycle.
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:40 PM   #8
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Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:41 PM   #9
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And a Sissy Bar?
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:46 PM   #10
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I walked down the street yesterday. I saw a car. It was blue. Then something exciting happened. I saw a tree. It was big.
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:46 PM   #11
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And a Sissy Bar?
I think they prefer "gay bar"
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:48 PM   #12
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Sand bar.

Yeah, I'm floundering.

(Was that too interesting?)

There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them? Do they like you?
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:50 PM   #13
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Did it have a banana seat? Did you clip cards to the spokes so it would make motorcycle sounds?
I clipped cards to the spokes so it would sound like a 1985 Honda Civic (with a hole in the muffler) driven by a 17 year old in 2012. So, basically, like a crappy lawnmower.

I also leaned over really far on my right arm when I rode it, to produce an effect of 'cooly disinterested' and 'sort of tired.'

I was precocious and futuristic.
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:11 PM   #14
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There is a pencil on my desk. Do you have pencils? Do you like them?
Somebody told me once that somebody in my family worked in the Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I wonder if there ever was a Dixon pencil factory on Long Island. I'm thinking it was an uncle that worked there, but I don't remember any uncles on that side of the family. Who would that have been?

I have relatives. Do you?
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Old 02-21-2012, 03:12 PM   #15
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Relatively speaking. I mean, I have a few cousins and stuff.

I would like to work in a pencil factory. I wonder what hours they worked?
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