Be a post whore! - Page 9

Weird Harold · 04-24-2007, 06:12 PM

My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute.

monster · 04-26-2007, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by freshnesschronic

How big is your chimney's opening?

Is that the sort of question you should be asking a stranger on the internet?

SadistSecret · 04-25-2007, 11:37 PM

Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it.

Griff · 04-26-2007, 07:29 AM

Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy

elSicomoro · 04-26-2007, 08:54 AM

Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.

Madman · 04-26-2007, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Cloud

So, you want your post count to go up? But can't think of anything worthy of its own thread? Post here!

Your random thoughts. Your useless post posting. Before you know it, you'll be a post whore extraordinaire!

I'm trying... I'm really trying hard. It's soooo difficult.

Clodfobble · 04-26-2007, 10:20 AM

Look what I did to my foot!

wolf · 04-26-2007, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Look what I did to my foot!

If you're going to kick someone's ass, don't lead with the toes because you just force them back into the fleshly part of your foot. Always try to get more contact with the surface area on the top of your foot.

Buddy tape the pinky toe to the one next to it. Then go to the ER and get X-rays. You could have dislocated it, too.

Beestie · 04-26-2007, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Look what I did to my foot!

You spilled watercolor on it?

That's nothing to laugh about. Ouch.

Better go ahead to the doc and get some meds. Its gonna start smarting real soon. No, I mean really smarting.

Shawnee123 · 04-26-2007, 10:29 AM

Owwwwww! What happened?

Clodfobble · 04-26-2007, 10:33 AM

Caught my pinky toe on the edge of a bookcase. There was a very audible crack when it happened. I'm pretty sure I broke it, but it's not like they can put a cast on a toe, I just have to be nice to it until it heals.

Cloud · 04-26-2007, 10:37 AM

ow!

yeah, broken toes are a bitch, 'cause there's not much you can do.

owie!

BigV · 04-26-2007, 02:08 PM

First aid for broken toe:

Don't do it again.

DucksNuts · 04-26-2007, 08:03 PM

I'm kinda panicky.

I have a few symptoms of being up the duff but I'm about 100% positive I cant be.

Griff · 04-26-2007, 08:08 PM

"about" Dangerous word.

04-24-2007, 06:12 PM	#1
Weird Harold Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Posts: 199	My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute. __________________ I don't need a whole lottsa money. I don't need a big fine car.

04-25-2007, 11:37 PM	#3
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it. __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

04-26-2007, 07:29 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

04-26-2007, 10:20 AM	#7
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Look what I did to my foot! Attached Images

04-26-2007, 10:29 AM	#10
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Owwwwww! What happened? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

04-26-2007, 08:54 AM	#5
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.

04-26-2007, 10:33 AM	#11
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Caught my pinky toe on the edge of a bookcase. There was a very audible crack when it happened. I'm pretty sure I broke it, but it's not like they can put a cast on a toe, I just have to be nice to it until it heals.

04-26-2007, 10:37 AM	#12
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	ow! yeah, broken toes are a bitch, 'cause there's not much you can do. owie! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

04-26-2007, 02:08 PM	#13
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	First aid for broken toe: Don't do it again. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

04-26-2007, 08:03 PM	#14
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	I'm kinda panicky. I have a few symptoms of being up the duff but I'm about 100% positive I cant be.

04-26-2007, 08:08 PM	#15
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	"about" Dangerous word. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

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