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Old 10-12-2008, 06:42 PM   #1
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Yeah, SG. Stop being such a goody two shoes.
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Old 10-12-2008, 06:48 PM   #2
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Yeah, SG. Stop being such a goody-two-shoes-together.
Details, Els, details.
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Old 10-12-2008, 08:25 PM   #3
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Rosie, is that you?
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:11 AM   #4
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I want sex! but I'd have to be more drunk than I am. Oh well, tonight i'll behave.
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Old 10-15-2008, 09:47 AM   #5
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Sex... Sex? Ohhh... I remember now!
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Old 10-18-2008, 08:23 AM   #6
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I'm BACK IN THE GAME, ladies and gents!! and oh my fucking GOD... Friend of a friend, offered me a couch to crash on while I was in his area following up a job lead... one thing led to another, and needless to say I didn't sleep on the sofa that night. Went home as planned... two days later was back. For a week. Heading back up there tomorrow morning AGAIN... for a week. Did I mention this guy lives four hours away? Oh... and he's forty. I LOVE guys around that age... emotional maturity (for the most part) and secure enough in themselves for casual sex to be just that And let me tell you. This man KNOWS what he's doing. Teeth, nails, tongue, fingers, whatever.... -is now in sexual heaven-
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Old 10-18-2008, 09:42 AM   #7
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Congrats! you deserve it!
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Old 10-18-2008, 10:42 AM   #8
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Wheee! Thanks, Merc! -hugs n kisses ALL AROUND- (gotta share the wealth)
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:01 AM   #9
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Hey, I got some Thursday afternoon. Yeah, afternoon! How's that for wild? In the actual afternoon and standing UP?

I'm gettin' my groove back, ladies and gentlemen, I'm gettin' it back.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:41 AM   #10
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You are hereby expelled from the American Krone Society, you impostor.:p
Pictures, we want pictures.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:43 AM   #11
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I'm gettin' it in back.
Fixed it for you.

Who's the lucky gentleman?
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:43 PM   #12
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Who's the lucky gentleman?
A steelworker I conjured up years ago when I worked at the Mill. He used to come in to the clinic on weekends and we'd do it in the darkroom. And on my office chair. ah, good times....he comes by to visit me now and then. Very civilized. No muss, no fuss and no one is the wiser.
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:52 PM   #13
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A steelworker I conjured up years ago when I worked at the Mill. He used to come in to the clinic on weekends and we'd do it in the darkroom. And on my office chair. ah, good times....he comes by to visit me now and then. Very civilized. No muss, no fuss and no one is the wiser.

Unless they read the Cellar.
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:05 PM   #14
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In which case, m'dear, you'd be thoroughly fucked in the BAD way...
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Old 10-20-2008, 12:33 PM   #15
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lol...I'm just laughin' because I smell the stench of married...lol! Carry on.
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